Facebook will update you with unnecessary things. Telling you the page you have liked has changed to what what. Yet failing to let us know when someone has crush on you.

My girlfriend is Clever I called her with My friend’s phone and she answer
“Hey Bbe ” She Just knew it was me!!

I’ve been at Kruger National Park several times, but I’ve never see a Lion chasing Impala or Zebra…
Now I now know that what we see on National Geographic Wild Channel is jus acting

Nothing confuses a girl like a rich guy asking if she has a boyfriend.
The girl will be like “sometimes I have, sometimes I don’t”
Well-done my sister

Ladies please stop cheating back,
it hurts more,You know we men are not strong like you.

I Gave my Daughter A Boy’s Name.
No One Will Want To Date A Girl Named Solomon

My girlfriend is visit me today….what did i cook for him without meet🍗🍖 because she is a Vegetable she don’t eat meat….any receipt please

When God sent Adam and Eve
away from the garden of Eden
Eve turned back and asked for transport money
Fear women

Today i wanna try something new
like sleeping on the ironing board

When you dilute the last bit of juice and you put too much water