(Pushing my son in his stroller)
beautiful lady: aww aren’t you adorable! how old are u?
Me: 30
Lady:I was talking to him, the bby..
Me:he doesn’t know how old I am
Lady walks away…. But why?

Beards don’t make you a real man….
Goats have beards too and all they do is mehh, mehh, mehh…

WIFE; I saw you in my dreams that you were buying a diamond ring for me… HUSBAND; I saw your dad paying the bill…

After my secondary school, I decided to go to a medical school. .At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letter:- *PNEIS*. to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when active ..
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors. While, those of us that wrote what you’re thinking are Facebook pages and whatsapp group admins

Apparently Natal Midlands were originally named Midrand,
but since we know the battle of “R”, Midlands it remained!!!

I think am old enough now… I think my parents should move out.
I need my space now. How do i ask them to move out??

I thank God for bringing me to this world,
As for the Angel that directed me to Africa,
i have nothing to tell you till we meet

There’s No Girl Who Cheats Like A Girl
Who Stays With Her Grandmother.

My Neighbor Is Looking For His NIKE Shoes,
I Don’t Know Why My Heartbeat Increase Each Time I See Him…

That Awkward Moment When You Leave
The Store Without Buying Anything And
You Tell Yourself To Act Normal Because Ur Innocent..

When Relationship Is In ICU
Her: Have A Good Day
Him: Dont Tell Me What To Do