I have decided to stop cheating and be faithful to my
5 cute girlfriends!
Actually men dont cheat we just read bibble

My boss bought new phone📱, he gave me the old one. He bought a new car🚘 he gave me the old one. Now he married a new wife…….
i am patiently waiting for old
free and he is a nice boss…..one in a million

Never allow your husband to pray silently,
the idiot might be asking God for a
girlfriend.

Just Gave a Fat Woman Wrong Directions
Hayi She Needed Some Exercise

if ur parents never told u to go and wear ur shoes and
before u come back they were gone,
forget it, u were adopted.

That Moment When A Taxi Driver Takes A Different Route You Dont Know
And You Start To Worry.

Ladies when cooking for your in-laws especially for the first time their is that voice that tells you “add more salt” “add more salt” don’t do it,, repeat never ever do that,,, it’s a voice of the village witches trying to scutter your marriage

If he no longer cleans his room when you visits…
My sister just know that you’ve been promoted
from side chick to main chick

If she tells you “I love you from the bottom of my heart”,
My brother ask her who is at the top.
We can’t be wasting our resources

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY.
If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. If u go for the one with lying tongue, everyday is APRIL FOOL.
And when u choose the CHILDISH one everyday is CHILDREN’S DAY
But if u are still SINGLE like me, be grateful because everyday is INDEPENDENCE DAY