The rule is simple, if she also can’t afford it…
Then she got no right to call you broke.
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Don’t let these Girls confuse you..!!

When drunk people talk, 75% of what they say is true…
Please listen carefully this weekend

My biggest fear is having a child with someone
I don’t intend on spending the rest of my life with.

I wonder how people can be this funny…
Imagine two guys fighting and i tried to make things right.
But when i hear the cause of the fight i couldn’t help it… HOW WILL YOU BORROW YOUR FRIENDS CLOTHE AND SLIM FIT IT.

I intentionally Put My Grandma’s Phone On Silent,I told Her To Bring Money To Buy Ringtone That Her Own Ringtone Has Finished

When You Ask God To Remove All The Fake Things In Your Life
Then They Steal Your Nike Vapormax

I Didn’t Want My Family To Judge Me So i Walked Past Them With
2 Slices Of Bread On My Plate And 8 in My Pockets

You Are Not African Enough If You Have Never Clap You Hands
In The Air To Kill Mosquito

“Bbe I Will Die For You” Says A Guy Who Still Uses A Broom
To Lift Up Main Switch

I Reduced My Grandma’s Phone Brightness To Zero.
I told her to bring R300 To change the Screen Bulb…
Man must survive

A lady noticed a boy in the field standing alone whilst all the other kids were running around having fun…she took pity on him and decided to speak to him

Lady: you OK😇?
boy: yes😊
Lady: you can go and play with the other kids you know😇
boy: it’s better if I stay here😒
Lady: why😵?
boy: because I’m the goalkeeper