Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends
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Today I fooled a taxi driver by paying him money
without entering the taxi and I ran away.
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Girl: Honey I had a dream that you bought me a gold necklace..!😘
Boy: Go back to sleep and wear it..
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SCHOOL KIDS📒}
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Teacher comes ➡ They complain
School out early ➡ They complain
School out late ➡ They complain
Teacher not coming ➡ They complain
Holidays ➡ They miss school
School time ➡ They miss home
Class work ➡ They dont write
Corrections ➡ They write
NOTES ➡ LETS NOT TALK ABOUT IT
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Then she said “I need a Shoulder to Crayon “😂😂😂!!
I said which colour?
And she blocked me!!
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O se Bone Mosadi Bokobo Teng Ka Panty Yage Go Sukiri
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Even if you went to Private School,
ok’salayo your matric certificate is written “Umalusi” not Shepherd
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DEAR Ex…please stop changing numbers whenever u receive a call from me,
it’s now the seventh time u change ur number don’t u get tired?
Now I have to go bck playing private investigator to find ur new number dammit.
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Don’t Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle,
Nobody Will feed you, If You Go Broke
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her name is Nok’thula Mgobhozi
😕
UzoThula kanjani ebe ewuma’Mgobhozi
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Cashier: Sorry bhuti ikhadi lakho liya Decliner
Bhuti: Umemezelani pho neshiya elitshekile
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Boy:mahal cge na patawarin mo na ako… Hindi ko na uulitin.
Khit anu gagawin ko patawarin mo Lang ako
Girl: cge magmula ngayun Hindi kana magsasalita ng may a e I u..na letra except letter O at patatawarin na kita.
Boy: grovo ko nomon mohol ong horop notong ponopogowo mo sokon tognon no homohobo toloy Yong NGoSO nong nogboboso noto
Hahahahaahahahaha
Kakaloka.
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Ang B*BO at TANG*
ISKO: Tatakas tayo mamaya.
TOTO: cge, sirain natin yung lock sa gate.
KINAGABIHAN…
TOTO: Hindi tayo makakatakas.
ISKO: Bakit?
TOTO: Hindi naka lock ang gate! Paano natin ngayon sisirain yan?
ISKO: BOB* ka ba? Ide I-lock muna saka natin sirain. Mag isip ka nga
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Izolo bengivakatshele kwelinye isnoto le Pentecostal
lezi ezabo “Man Of God”. Kufike isikhathi sokunikela.
Eduze kwami bekuhlezi enye indoda ebonakala
idatshukelwe kakhulu. Basukuma abantu bayanikela.
Lale indoda ebonakala ihlupheka yasukuma yayanikela.
Ma ihaba izicathulo zayo zibhobokile phambili, zihamba
zivuleka isola ithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu. Ngibone
bonke abantu beyibheka lindoda, lomfundisi wayibheka
ngamehlo alosizi waze wehlisa inyembezi u Man Of God.
Ifike yanikela ngokuncane ekade ilakho lindoda yabuye
yayahlala phansi. Ithe isihlezi kwathuleka duu esontweni
abantu bebheke lindoda umfundisi elokhu ehlengezela
inyembezi. Umfundisi wabe eyibiza eyisa phambili, labantu
belokhu beyilandela ngamehlo. Ithe ifika phambili umfundisi
wakhipha ama pile angu two awama US$ esikhwameni sakhe
akade ebotshwe ngamarekeni. Ibandla lonke lamkhangela
u Man Of God latshaya izandla yena esakhipha imali
esikhwameni sebhatshi. Uthe eseyikhiphile ama pile amabili
abotshwe ngerekeni umfundisi wayibheka lindoda wathi:
“Mfowethu ngizwa ukudabuka okukhulu ngendlela okhanya
uhlupheke ngayo” Wakhulula imali umfundisi wathatha
amarekeni lawana wayinikeza indoda wathi:
“Thatha nanka amarekeni mfowethu uzabopha izicathulo
zakho zingahambi zisithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu”.
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Dear girlfriend,
You can’t just dump me by saying
“it’s over”… I won’t believe you.
I want the following things to
support your decision:
1. 5 full Pages of your reasons.
2. Police affidavit.
3. A 90 minutes voice record of the
reason why you’re dumping me.
4. Your parents ID’s
5. Your parents’ permission.
6. The President’s approval.
7. Relocate to another country.
8. Lastly… You’ll have to perform
rituals Slaughtering two fat cows
Apologizing for hurting my feelings..
Either that… Or we stay
together!.
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A woman prepared some vegetables for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.
HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from?
WIFE: I bought it from Mr. Mkhize’s garden.
HUSBAND: What?! From that wizard?! How I’m I know that the wizard didn’t poison the vegetables?
WIFE: I have an idea.
She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went to play.
WIFE: See? The food isn’t poisoned.
HUSBAND: OK. Let’s eat then.
After eating, their maid came crying.
WIFE: What happened?
MAID: Phumasilwe (the dog) is dead!
HUSBAND: What? The food is poisoned!
HUSBAND: (Feeling sober and guilt filled upon realizing he’s going to die in a couple of minutes) I need to make a confession!
WIFE: What?
HUSBAND: When you aren’t at home, I and your maid use to have *** in my room.
WIFE: (Feeling angry but immediately realizing this is futile) I forgive you.
WIFE: I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have.
HUSBAND: OK
WIFE: The children aren’t yours. They are for the Garden boy.
Immediately after, the Garden boy came in.
Garden boy: Sir The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologize for killing the dog.
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