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Dating someone without matric is not safe,
they might leave you the same way they left school….

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Kuleskhathi mawngabi iphara uhlaselwa ukuthwasa!!
Mawungekho kulokhu unyiswa i Relationship nje!!

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Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read
Air freshener ingredients

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Dear Boss.

With the cholera Pandemic roving the nation. I do not trust drinking water. May I request to drink beer during working hours.

Your

Faithful employee.

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I paid R4000 entrance fee at the zoo
but they don’t allow me to hug a Lion

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Her : Babe, Kunomsebenzi Ekhaya NgeWeekend
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Me : Ngenzenjani Ngilethe CV???

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If a girl sarcastically says “WoW” during an argument,
She is secretly wondering how she ended up dating an idiot like you!!

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If you dont tell your girlfriend/wife that you love her,
my bro indian men will do that on your behalf!!!

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STOLEN Please Read 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 *Letter from a Late Mother to her son three days after her burial:*
Dear Son,
I want to know why I died like a poor woman when I have a Son like you.
My Son, I wanted to bless you before I die, but now I have gone with my blessings.
My breakfast, my lunch and my dinner was one of my challenges when I was alive, but u spent money to cook all types of foods, meats and different types of drinks on my burial day.
My Son, you choose to spread and rubbed my dead body with costly fragrance when I was using groundnut oil as my favourite cream.
You dressed my Corpse with an expensive cloth when it was difficult to buy a wrapper for me.
When my Corpse was in the Mortuary you came to check on me from time to time, you care about my Corpse than when I was alive why ?
The most painful thing is the kind of expensive coffin you put my Corpse when I was living in an uncompleted house.
When you were young I starved for you to eat and satisfied, I wore one cloth in order to provide enough clothes for you. I thought you would take care of me when I grow old.
You completed the house, painted it and cleared the compound in one week just to celebrate my Corpse.
Now you wrote tribute to me saying “Mama, I love you so much rest in peace” – When I died with a broken heart.
Finally, my son, I wrote this to remind you that there is no other person that loves a child like a mother. May God forgive you.
MORRAL LESSON
DONT BE USELESS EVEN TO YOUR MOM

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Sooo, my neighbour called the police🚔 because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked🚬 it all. They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour….now they’re at his house🏠..!
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Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!

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Women are like clothing shops.
You may like everything in Truworths
but the Question is can you afford it??

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Dating a chick from Mamelodi
…. ai…
Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!

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After Smoking Weed
Boy1: what do you think will happen if I dial 11101 instead of 10111?
Boy2: maybe the police van will come on reverse

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Uvakashe then kulahleke imali, uzwe sebathi: 😒😒
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Lento iyaqala ukwenzeka yazi !!!

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TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile

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