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A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. “No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD! “She said she didn’t believe him, so she called the bar. “Hello,” she said, “I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold? “To which she heard the bartender say, “Hey, Clarence, – I think we found the guy who pissed in your saxophone! “
Her : Babe, Can I ask you something?
Me: It’s not true babe, they are lying.
Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍳🍟🍞☕
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💝You will continue to suffer if you have an emotional reaction to everything that is said to you. True power is sitting back and observing everything with logic; true power is restraint. If words control you that means everyone else can control you; breathe and allow things to pass.💛
Sugar Daddies or Sugar Mama’s.
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Your thoughts? Ever had one? How was the experience? Let’s talk.
Akelisho, lezingane zeSkole zango 1976 beziyaphi eSkoleni kwiholiday?
The woman who rejected you
because you were poor and dusty
will not regret it or suffer later in
life
She will meet her type, get married
and stay happy. Stop watching
Nigerian movies.
Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain..
And that’s why most of you don’t get them
My fiance Is so Dumb yaz😒✋ ..she said she’s wearing a “swimming pool” instead of “swimming question”
Should I send her back to school?😂😂
“You can’t afford me” idi naka hahanu hu tshi semaniwa hapfi go upstairs
My friend there is no word in english called “eated”…leave facebook and focus on your grammar……………. Facebook is for those of us who readed their bookes and finished them, dont come here with your broken english, you hered me?
Ka taxing otla bona mehlolo motho anwe energy drink ga fetsa aba robala
I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕
I be like “ke nna” 😃
” Maluleka ” Surname Sounds Dangerous Nyana Read it Backwards
Kahle kahle nwa nsati u borha Loko Aku chelela Mati yo hlamba xirhami xexi🙆
One evening, a young woman
came home from a date, rather
sad.
She told her mother, “Anthony
proposed to me an hour ago.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her
mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an
atheist. Mum, he doesn’t believe
there’s a Hell.”
Her mother replied, “Marry him
anyway. Between the two of us,
we’ll show him just how wrong he
is.”