My wife took my phone and deleted my
girlfriend
Busi’s number and saved her own number
as
Busi.
You see, someone had told my wife about
Bisi
my girlfriend but I didn’t know.
I then got an SMS from Busi asking for
mobile
money R2500.
I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I
needed
R2500. for an emergency. I told her that my
Friend was sick and needed the money
urgently.
My wife gave me the money and I rushed to
send it to the account number written in the
message.
She did not acknowledge receipt of the
money.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I
kept
wondering if Busi had received the money.
I sent her an SMS to find out if she had
received
the money. Her response was, *”Call me
now.”*
I got out of the house to make the call.
You can imagine my horror when my wife
answered the call instead of Busi!!!
It’s been three days and I’m still standing
outside.
I don’t know how to get back into my own
house!!!
* Any advice for me please?

Guys if your girlfriend picks up a call and
leave the room to talk outside.
That’s him man that’s your Deputy.

Fake Friends – Never ask for food..🍩
👭Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍜
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
👭Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😢
👭Real Friends – Cry with you😭
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
👭Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🎒
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..💭
👭Real Friends – Could write a book about you📚
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door..🏡
👭Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🙋
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over🎭
👭Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”🙌
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Are around for a while..🚶
👭Real Friends – Are for life💙
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😄
👭Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it💚
~•~
👥Fake Friends – will read this.📃
👭Real Friends – will share this📠

Live in your means my sister so you don’t have to
be hoe to keep up…

No secret is safe when a woman’s instinct
kicks in. She’ll discover things better than a
police agent so always be honest to your
woman because it’s better to be safe than
sorry.

If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and
enjoy life….

If you are Dreaming Your Self driving a BMW Car.
You wake up in the Morning and nothing Happens….
but When you are Dreaming Your Self
Urinating the dream come true

That moment when you bought chips with ur last cents,
then you open your chips and you see
your friends throwing away their chappies

Dear guys Please motivate your “HEY” in your inbox.
Eg “Hey I was wondering if I could get your number I wanna E-wallet you”
Don’t let your “HEY” be naked….Thank me later.