Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle
–
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you can drive it but you’ll never own it

Black parents be like:
“How do you fail Mathematics when I
bought you a new blazer?”

Our Parents warned US about Mjolo
(Relationships) we didn’t Listen
.
Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On
Volume 100 but still we do not hear
Anything

Every Girl in a relationship got a
back-up man just in case you mess up.
So My brother Your mission as her man
is to find out who that is…..and kill
him!

In a bus, two women were fighting over a
seat,
and the angry driver shouted, “ok ok, the
ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up for the whole
journey.
.
Some drivers are as wise as the comedian

When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of
questions….!!
One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English
teacher:”
Why do.we ignore some letters in
pronunciation. eg the letter….’H’…….in Hour,
Honest, Honor….. e.t.c………???”
Ms. Doris: “We are not ignoring them; they
are considered silent.” …!!
(I was even more confused…..
….??)
During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me
her packed
lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her an empty
container….!!
Ms. Doris:—- “What happened, I told you to
go and HEAT my food & you are returning
me an empty container??”
Me: — “.Madam I thought ‘H’ was silent”

You’ll think your Boyfriend is Romantic
when he Hold your hands on the Road
.
Only to realize He Can’t Read A Robot

RESPECTABLE FIANCE
Mother talking to her daughter…..:
Mother: What kind of person is ur Fiance.
Is he respectable?
Daughter: Of course. He is, Mum.
He is thrifty and doesn’t drink or smoke. He
has a very nice wife with three well
behaved children.
Mother: Oh My God.!!!!!! (Faints)

In 10 years time you’ll be fighting with
your husband because of a girl who’s
in Grade 2 right now

I can not marriage a girl who is not education.
Its unpossible

When a black person is losing an argument here on fb
they visit your profile pic and make it personal

We spend lots of money buying clothes but
we never realise that the best moments of
life are enjoyed without clothes
yes its childhood

Behind every high heels👠there are slippers👡
in the handbag

I am still wondering what will happen if a pig 🐖 enters the gate of ZCC while they are busy praying😂😂😂

That day we must expect heavy storm or earthquake

*Some ladies should put learner signs [L] at the
back of their high heels,
you can’t just be walking like a
newly born goat infront of me*