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Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*

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Men with big tummies,
pliz do something becoz you are confusing our kids.
Now my nephew believes that
women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys

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I decided to travel to the USA
THE VISA interview went as follows at the US Embassy:

Officer : So where you going in the USA?
Me : San Jose
Officer : it’s pronounce San Hose, J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me : Oh… Okay!
Officer : How long you planning to stay?
Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly…😕😕

Do you think I got the VISA?

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When a baby falls…
Whites: oh my baby are you ok?
Blacks : Dont look at him…he will cry.

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When you’re talking to your father through the phone and
your friends starts saying ” aah aah oh yes bbe” in a girls voice

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Was just wondering alone..the distance between Egypt and israel is abt 613 km..but it took Moses and the israelites 40 years to complete their journey.possible each day they walked only 43 meters.. I just wish Moses ws around to explain ths lazyness.

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USipho usesikolo….
u Teacher athi 1 minus 1 =…
uSipho kubemnyama kuye…
u Teacher athi Sipho ma ulegwinya elilodwa
ngingalithatha usala lani…
uSipho athi lamafutha ezandleni..

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TOUCHING STORY:
A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam.He called his parents from San Francisco. “Mom and Dad, I’m coming home, but I’ve got a favor to ask. I have a friend I’d like to bring with me.”“Sure,” they replied, “we’d love to meet him.”
“There’s something you should know,” the son continued. “He was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mine and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us.”“I’m sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live.”“No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us.”“Son,” said the father, “you don’t know what you’re asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can’t let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He’ll find a way to live on his own.”
At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him.A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide.
The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn’t know: their son had only one arm and one leg.
The parents in this story are like many of us. We find it easy to love those who are good looking or fun to have around, but we don’t like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable. We would rather stay away from people who aren’t as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are.Thankfully, there’s someone who won’t treat us that way. Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up we are.
Tonight, before you tuck yourself in for the night, say a little prayer that God will give you the strength you need to accept people as they are, and to help us all be more understanding of those who are different from us!…
Please LIKE, comment THANK YOU GOD and SHARE

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PHÖNË RÏNGS.
Sindi : hello!
Nyaa : phuma!
Sindi : kanjan izulu lina kanje phandle?
Nyaa : ucabanga ukuthi mina alinginethi yini?
Sindi : babe ngeke ukwaz’ ukuyisho kusasa lento ofuna ukungitshela yona okanye uyisho la ecingweni?
Nyaa : kanti yini inkinga yakho ,angani mina ngyanethwa? Ungenwe yini ngempela
sindi : okungcono wena woza layindlin
Nyaa : okey ngivulele emnyango ke
sindi : (evula emnyango) yini kodwa wafika ngemvula sithandwa sam wat happened?
Nyaa : bengizokutshelaukth … ANGEKE NGIZE NAMUHLANJE,LIYANA

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Tell me if i’m lying.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
LADIES:
Bongi : Hello Chommy.
Lindi: Hi my friend.
Bongi: Am fine dear, I’ve missed
you a
lot.
Lindi: me too.
Bongi: I was thinkin of payin you a
visit this afternoon.
Lindi: Ok my dear.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Bongi : Argh i can’t believe am
going
to visit that dirty girl again.
Lindi: This witch is coming here
again,
she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again, she
must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN
BOYS:
Sipho: Bastard how u doin?
Mpho: lol foetsek wena Mad man.
Am
good. Wena?
Sipho : Ke sharp, u with your ugly
girlfriend?
Mpho: hahaha f$*k u neega!!!!!
Sipho: come join me, i have few
beers.
Mph: Ok Idiot, am coming.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL*
Sipho: That Mpho can be funny at
times but always great
companion anytime.
Mpho: my good friend Sipho is such
a
great pal.
LESSON:Most girls are always nice to
each other but they never
really like each other & Boys are
always mean and rude but they
will always have each other’s back
TRUE OR FALSE ???

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Ladies, if your man does not give you time i am here to give it to you.
Now its 22:15 pm.

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Bushiri: When you sleep you will close your eyes..👉 “👀”
~
His people: How did he know that??

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As you move forward in life, You may need to change your circle of friends.
Not everyone around you will be interested in seeing you improve

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If you are a Married Man💍 and we see you with a side chic,
we organise a side nigga for your wife…

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Ba Cheater Ngwanyana Wa Goba Le Degree/Honours
Wena O Mang Ka Karata Ya Prevention?

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