If a girl doesn’t reply to your massages..
it’s easy just go to her Facebook timeline and say “Thanks for the night we had”
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Trust me bro…
She’s coming
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I don’t know the spirit that comes with bottled water, Whenever a black man buys it, he starts behaving like he is the richest man in the
community.
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If you WON 50 Million of Rand and your Ex
needs 49 Million for Kidney transplant
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Which colour of Lamborghini will you
Choose ?
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After She Broke Up With A Venda Guy, She
Start Posting Shit Like “He Left A hole In My
Heart That Nobody Will Fill up”
Hold It ryt There Sister, We Know That hole
You Are Talking About We Are Not Kids
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Only black people can point an
empty chair and still ask ” gore
gonale motho moo”
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Him : Hey baby, im at your home outside
Her : Eish baby sorry im not home. Im in Jo’burg. I left yesterday baby. What do you want?
Him : Eish baby its fine. I wanted to see you. l have ten thousand rand here!
Her : Yo baby give me five minutes. I’m coming
Him : Aibo baby. Five minutes from jo’burg?
Her : No baby. I’m at my friend’s place. We call her place jo’burg. I’m coming now now baby
Him : OK baby. Don’t be long, we waiting
Her : Who are you with?
Him : I’m with my friend from Durban. Sometimes we call him ten thousand rand
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*BAD LUCK* *is when the wind blows a woman’s skirt up,
and the same wind blows dust into your eyes.
And u end up seeing nothing*😂
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Two friends were walking through a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger.
The other friend started tightening his shoe laces, getting ready to run.
The other one asked,
“Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger?”
He replied,
“I don’t have to run faster than the tiger; I just have to run faster than you!!”
That’s today’s mentality…
Choose your friends wisely.
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Blacks will point at an empty chair and ask ukuthi “kuhlezi bani laphana?”.
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Yung feeling na alam mo na yung sagot kaso speak in english!
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•Hirap umupo
•Hirap humiga
•Hirap kumilos
•Mainitin ang ulo
•Mabilis mabadtrip
•Nanghihina
Ganyan kahirap ang dinaranas ng mga babae buwan-buwan.
Tas lolokohin nyo lang araw araw ? Wag ganun HAHAHAHAHAHA. 😂
Tapos pag asawa niyo na bubuntisin niyo pa tas Tuwang tuwa pa kayo?
Hahanap pa kayo ng iba sus Wag ganon!😒😏
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Isang araw, may isang Grocery ang ninakawan! nag-imbestiga ang mga pulis at ayon sa mga witness ay magkasama ang magkaibigang juan at pedro na nagnakaw. dinala sa presinto ang magkaibigan…
PULIS: totoo bang kayo ang nagnakaw sa grocery?
JUAN: hindi ah!!
PEDRO: aminin na natin juan… totoo po sir pero pinilit lang po ako ni juan!!
(Nagalit si juan kay pedro)
PULIS: wala kaming pakialam kung pinilit lang o hindi ang pinaguusapan dito ay magkasama kayong nagnakaw.. ang parusa ninyo ay hahampasin kayo pareho ng dos por dos sa likod..
PEDRO: bad trip, ang sakit nun!!
Juan: Gago ka kasi, umamin ka eh!
PULIS: pero… dahil birthday ko ngayon, choice nyo kung ilang palo ang gagawin pero 10 na hampas ang minimum.. may bonus pa, dahil feeling generous ako, bibigyan ko pa kayo ng isang kahilingan. ang bawal lang ay ang humiling na walang palo
PEDRO: ako muna… ang hiling ko ay 10 na hampas lang ang gagawin nyo sakin
PULIS: ano yung ikalawa mong kahilingan?
PEDRO: lagyan nyo ng dalawang unan ang likod ko.. sinunod ng pulis ang kanyang hiling at dahil may unan ang likod nya ay hindi masyadong nasaktan si pedro…
PULIS: ikaw naman juan ano ang hiling mo at ilang palo?
JUAN: chief, gusto kong hampasin nyo ako ng 1000 beses..
PEDRO: hahahaha bobo amputa!! andami nun eh
PULIS: hmm… sige, ano ang ikalawa mong kahilingan?
JUAN: itali nyo si pedro sa likod ko.
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Ladies Please can you please be honest with me..👌
•°•
Can Your parents buy you R3500 Brazilian Hair..??
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The best feeling in the world is to know that your Parents are HAPPY,
because of you.
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Comment with a couple of things Africans do!!
*Me: Convert Coke bottle drinks to Water Bottle drinks
*Calling every toothpaste Colgate
*Washing Toilet papers so tht we can use them again.
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Nothing left to see in this world anymore.
I’m donating my eyes
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