{Dear Polo Drivers}
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Please know that when we overtake you
we are not asking for a race…

That embarrassing moment when you realize that
person wasn’t waving at you…😥
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Eix!

When are the Chinese gonna make fake petrol? 😟
We need it please

Imagine Dating Just For 5 Years And A Girl Already Think You Love Her and that it’s a serious relationship…. I Mean What If I’m Just Testing Your Faith

Me: 147895672077.
Girlfriend: Thanks for airtime baby.
Me: Its electricity, boil water and bath.

My biggest fear is pronouncing the word
“HUAWEI” in public !!

Forcing your partner to block someone on
social media doesn’t Change how your
partner feels about that person.

Real men always gives half of their salaries to their woman
but real woman always rejects the money

My sisters …..Drinking lots of water can help you mind your business.
That way you spend more time urinating instead of gossiping around.

The book of Isaiah 4 vs 1 is proven Mathematically :
.We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.
Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion
So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:
> One billion are married already.
>130,000 are in prison.
>70,000 are mentally ill.
That means we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:
>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years,
So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to think before treating any man like trash…
Guys hope I am making sense?

That Awkward Moment When U Slowly Put Dirty Dish Into Sink
While Ur Aunt Is Washing Dishes.😣🚶

The Government Must Provide Us With “Relationship Accident Fund”..Relationship Are Showing Us Flames

*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick*
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*
Let’s drink kkkkkkkkkk