Breakup is for small girls, Real women
pause the relationship and resume when
he is back to his senses.

Facebook is Destroying our Mindset
“Yesterday at Town in Shoprite
a black guy saw a Beautiful girl
and Said: Nice Pic Gal😍

These days it’s risky to get angry with your
girlfriends because of those guys called
*I’m here for you*

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

A girl wrote on her status “All men are
goat”
And i asked her “Have u given ur father
grass today?

In 2019 we need to date according to qualifications,
you can’t have a degree and be hurt by someone with a grade 7 report

In 2019 we need 3 days for going to
church ⛪ not on Sunday only 🤚 we need to
praise the Lord more 🙂
Can I get an amen

I had a dream last night and I was eating rice with my bare hands,
today I’m going to sleep with a spoon I’m not taking chances ✋

I don’t go for looks you should see my ex’s
i can even open a zoo

Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures

behind every high heel there are sleepers in the hand bag

A Boy Throws A Love Letter To A Girl But It Falls On Her Brother

And

Her Brother Agrees

Nurse: “Sir, Your Wife’s Phone”

Doctor: “What’s The Matter?”

Nurse: “She Wants To Kiss You”

Doctor: “I’m Busy, You Take Her Kiss & Give Me Later“

A Guy Sits In A Taxi And Sees His Wife Entering A Hotel With Another Man

He Ask The Driver: “Do You Want To Earn Rs 1000 Right Away?.”

The Driver Excitedly Says: “What Do I Have To Do?”

Man: “Bring My Wife By The Hair Out Of That Hotel, Here’s A Picture Of Her.”

After A While The Driver Is Seen Dragging A Woman By The Hair,

While Kicking And Beating Her And Puts Her In The Taxi.

The Husband Surprised And Says Says: “This Is Not My Wife”

The Driver Replied: “Nooooo, This Is Mine, Hold Her For Me.
I’m Going For Yours“

Boss Calls His Employee In His Office.

Boss: “Do You Believe In Life After Death?”

Employee: “Certainly Not, There Is No Proof Of It.”

Boss: “Well, There Is Now, After You Leave Early To Go To Your Uncle’s Funeral Yesterday, He Came Here Looking For You.”

A Girl Went To His Father To Introduce Pappu To Get Married With Him

Father With Aggression: “So You Want To Marry My Daughter,What Do You Do For A Living?”

Pappu: “I Just Got Out Of Prison, I Will Search A Job Soon.”

Father: “What The Hell Are You Talking You Were In Prison, How Dare You Come Here For Marraige Proposal With That Bad Record? Why Were You In Prison By The Way?”

Pappu: “I Killed A Person”

Father: “Why You Killed That Man?”

Pappu Smiled: “He Denied To Marry His Daughter.”

Father Scared: “Ohh, Welcome To The Family Son“