Never joke with science students…. A science
student can prove anything for 10 marks.
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Question:
Prove that “PAPA = MAMA.”
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Answers
1) Education Student:
”Out of course”
2) Art Student:
”No Way”
3) Commerce Student:
”Cannot be proven”
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4) Science Student: It’s Simple! Solution As
we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
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Now, according to Newtons 2nd law of
Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equations (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides,
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA
if I pay 💰R100 000 or more for my girlfriend’s Lobala…Then every time when I show up,Her family members must stand up ,polish my shoes 👞Even if they not dirty, salute and sing 🎶National anthem 🇿🇦 in full and 30 gunshot salute, red carpet +5 minutes moment of silence
Husband: bbe I have a problem
Wife: No bbe we are married now, we are one..don’t say “I have a problem” you should be saying “We Have a Problem”
Husband: Ohk bbe… We impregnated a Maid
In a white guy’s car
Black :driver decrease me here
White : What😮
Black :leave me alone
White : I don’t understand
Black :Put me down bathong eh
White :😨😨🙆
Black :hey I know my placing home , you are increasing me mos
