Don’t cheat. Don’t lie. Don’t
steal. Don’t sell drugs. The
Government doesn’t like the competition

Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t
find anything wrong, it must be the drink.”
Me: “OK, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”

When l brought girls back home to meet my
mother she didn’t like any of them,
so l picked one that resembled my Mum then my
dad didn’t like her

DENTIST ” THIS WILL HURT A LITTLE”

PATIENT ” OK”

DENTIST “I’VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR WIFE FOR A WHILE NOW “

My best mate Gavin was found
dead this morning after taking an
overdose of heartburn
medication……… I’m so gutted I
cant belive Gav is gone Rip
buddy

I’m starting a protest tomorrow. Fat Lives Matter.
Meeting at McDonald’s at 10 then
KFC at 11 then onwards to Wimpy at 12

At the age of 35 you have a ring on your nose instead of your finger?
My sister are you a bull?

Taxi drivers need a semi-final match with Nurses for being rude.
The winner will face Shoprite Cashiers in the final..!

You studied
Economics but u can’t
see your boyfriend
loosing interest in you

Dear males

Is it safe to run to you to hug you and whisper in your ear if I suspect someone is following me?😢

When you’ve ran out of news and you only left with those
you’ve been told not to tell anyone🙆

Guyz 2gether we can beat this virus…
plz don’t touch water with unwashed hands