Don’t cheat. Don’t lie. Don’t
steal. Don’t sell drugs. The
Government doesn’t like the competition
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Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t
find anything wrong, it must be the drink.”
Me: “OK, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”
When l brought girls back home to meet my
mother she didn’t like any of them,
so l picked one that resembled my Mum then my
dad didn’t like her
DENTIST ” THIS WILL HURT A LITTLE”
PATIENT ” OK”
DENTIST “I’VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR WIFE FOR A WHILE NOW “
My best mate Gavin was found
dead this morning after taking an
overdose of heartburn
medication……… I’m so gutted I
cant belive Gav is gone Rip
buddy
On Behalf Of Your Useless Boyfriend😣
Good Morning Babe☺
Have a great day. I Love You
I’m starting a protest tomorrow. Fat Lives Matter.
Meeting at McDonald’s at 10 then
KFC at 11 then onwards to Wimpy at 12
O di tshetshela lilai lidenya-denya la polony nne a ntshetshela kulai kusekene-sekene kune ndi a kona u vhona na mbevha i seli😞
At the age of 35 you have a ring on your nose instead of your finger?
My sister are you a bull?
Taxi drivers need a semi-final match with Nurses for being rude.
The winner will face Shoprite Cashiers in the final..!
There are statements in life I will never understand,
like “If you really love him, let him go” 😭
Hayibo uyaphi ngimthanda😂💔
You studied
Economics but u can’t
see your boyfriend
loosing interest in you
Dear males
Is it safe to run to you to hug you and whisper in your ear if I suspect someone is following me?😢
When you’ve ran out of news and you only left with those
you’ve been told not to tell anyone🙆
👨: Sorry aucy letswele le tswetse kantle🙊
👩: Yonnammawee!!🙆
👨: Keng aucy.?
👩: Ke lebetse Ngwana ka taxing 🏃♀️
Guyz 2gether we can beat this virus…
plz don’t touch water with unwashed hands