You don’t know happiness until
your mother is in charge of food
and drinks at a ceremony

Zee World Landlords Be Like 👇
“Hey , How Dare You Enter My House 😠 ? ”

Only Zee World Fans Will Understand ✋

Futsek is very important when you hallar your neigbours n
they keep quiet like they never heard anything

When I say you’re beautiful,
Please don’t say REALLY
I don’t want to lie twice

I invited her to my room now
she’s killing my cockroaches

Im already ashamed of the things I’ll be doing in December

Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.

TEMBISA to Joburg=32 km
Joburg to TEMBISA =32 Km 👍
.
Monday to Friday =5 days
Friday to Monday =2 days 😏😱
Mara why 😒🤔
.
-This must be Witchcraft

The highest form of stupidity is a side chick
being loyal to a married man..

*Africans are difficult to understand*
I tried several times to warn passersby not to urinate at the corner of my wall fence but they never stopped. I decided to write on the wall: *ANYONE FOUND URINATING HERE WILL BE PROSECUTED*, but the vice continued more. Then I decided to write: *PLEASE URINATE HERE WE NEED HUMAN URINE FOR RITUALS*.
This time not only have they stopped urinating on the wall but have abandoned the footpath as well.

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl…
However, the girl’s father does not like him and want them stop their relationship… And hence… The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. He knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter…

1 “The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day.When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married,I know that I would find
12 life very difficult and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth.You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me.Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you.Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend.”So bad!!

However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told
the girl to
“READ BETWEEN THE LINES”, meaning – only read Lines
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23 .25.

Praying during the last minutes before exams is not good at all for me.
I heard myself during the prayer saying
‘Good luck with your exams Lord.
mxm stressed

Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food
At Someone’s House is Very important