Wedding Day Confession”
Hubby: My dear, I Slept With Many Pro*titutes!
Wife: l Said it! Your Face Looks Familiar!
Husband Fainted!

On a Serious Note Though…Can The Fat Ones
Not Do The “Fainting” Dance,
We’re Not Ready For Unnecessary Earthquakes🙆

South Africa have 10 months, February to November…
Don’t argue
December is a Lifestyle ..
January is a Trial🙆

Kids Of 2years Can Now Unlock Phones And Play Candy Crush.
At That Age I Was Chewing Sand🙆

If you’re a girl and you think no guy wants
you or nobody wants to be with you.
Am here to tell you that’s true..!

You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects

Slay Queens be like: I don’t own anyone a perfect English
.
Let’s begin to start

Breaking news: im getting married in December.
I’m just not sure which year

Next week it’s a high school reunion,
can someone borrow me pilot uniform and BMW keys?

My mom can be so cool sometimes😎👇
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Me:”mom I made a girl pregnant “😢
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Mom:” son. .tell the girl to bring her parents over to our house…..
so we can both deny the pregnancy😏

If she cheats on you just go nd buy a Diamond ring nd set a Romantic dinner then kneel down and ask her “Do you think Lerato will like this Ring?” Avele anye

How old were you when you realised that
“People you may know” are actually people
who’ve gone through your profile?

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But
.
.
.Don’t Lose Yourself Trying To impress Us
On Social Media
WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS…