*I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App,
especially those who can’t: reed, spale, or spick gud Engilis

People Who Knows Car Parts Let Us Confuse Them
Me : Front Sit.

The time is 04:55am and I’m so tired Shem
I really had a busy night😊…
mxm anyway i really need to buy a new broom…
the old one got broken😏

Facebook must have a
“I want you button” this heart reaction❤ doesn’t work for me

Witchcraft + Satanism – Is when you walk 🚶‍♂ 3km to work and when you get to your office you realize you left the office key 🗝 at home 🏡, you leave your heavy brief case 💼 at the office doorstep then you walk back home.
When you arrive you realize you left your house keys 🔑 in that heavy brief case 💼, you go back to the office doorstep and fetch the big brief case 💼.
Then when you get home 🏡 you see the office key in your big brief case 👀

Two ✌ terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was
about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 10 thousand
people and a donkey 🐺.
Waiter :- Why a donkey?😯
.
Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told
you nobody will care about the 10 thousand
people

If we’re dating and your family likes me
if we break up we gonna be siblings,
I can’t loose a good family just because
of your stubbornness

In south Africa you pay tax for people in jail
who raped your sister let that sink in

‘Blacks Likes Exaggerating!!’
•°•°•
Whites: “Fat”
Blacks: “Fatty Boom Boom”

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!””Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?” “The idiot called back!”

Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”

She asked me: “What do u do for a living?” Then I replied: “I analyse and invest in highly risky business opportunities that has the possibilities of high returns, I deal with investing in business opportunities across England, Spain, Italy, Germany, France etc.” She was so excited but she never knew…. . . . I was talking about Soccer Betting

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Lee’s wife, Sue, wasn’t wearing any underwear. Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Lee’s wife, Sue, followed and asked, ‘Did you see anything that you like under there?’

Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, he did.

Sue said, ‘Well, you can have it but it will cost you $250.’

Jim confirmed that he is very interested. Sue told him that since her husband Lee played golf Friday afternoons and Jim didn’t, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Lee’s house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum, they went to the bedroom, and Sue gave him a flipping great time. Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Lee came home from golf at 6 p.m. and upon arriving, asked his wife: ‘Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?’

With a lump in her throat Sue answered, ‘Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.’ Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, ‘Did he give you $250?

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, ‘Well, yes, in fact he did.’

Lee, with a satisfied look on his face, continued, ‘Good. He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $250 from me. He promised he’d stop by this afternoon and pay it back.’

Now THAT, my friends, is how poker should be played…