Ladies Please Date A Man With Money , Coz Almost All Man Are Unfaithful ..
So it is Much Better To Be Heartbroken in Dubai Sipping Guarana
Than To Be Heartbroken Sleeping On A Floor in Tembisa Next To A Public Toilet

These Days You Don’t Know Whether
The Aunty Smiling At You Wants You For Her Daughter Or For Herself

Raise Your Hand if You Write “Etc” in Exams
Because You Don’t Remember Other Examples

Can we meet?
If they have not ask you this question in Facebook,
my sister your ugliness is beyond makeup

Dear girls,
we do want to give you happy relationships but as soon as you are in a happy relationship
you start to be become fat.
So no!

Being an ancestor can be so painful,
imagine being an ancestor,
then someone come to ask you to bless them with CARS…….
but while on Earth you didn’t own a wheelbarrow

When i go to a birthday party and the cake and drink doesnt reach me,
i will just remove generator wire.
did u think i came because you are growing older?

THREE CLASSES OF PEOPLE YOU CAN NEVER ADVICE.
1. Women in love.
2. Men with money
3. ARSENAL FANS

You will buy sachet water and finish it at once.
but when you buy table water,
u will be opening and closing it as if its doctor’s prescriptioN

Some girls need to wear socks with their heels cause
their toes be throwing gang signs…

I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing

I hate Tupperware !I don’t understand how can one
SKHAFTINA🍱 have so much power over our moms