KoKASI , Your Neighbors Will Burn Some Stuff
While Your Laundry is Still On The Washing Line

it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 ..

I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House 🏡 Chilling On The Couch 😏

Gents before you get Your Bonuses
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Remember they once said “Men are Trash ”

Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite to this sentence: “Children In the dark make mistakes”.
Student: “Mistake in the dark makes Children”
Teacher: get out.

What made you break up with your Ex ?
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Me : She stole ma Charger

Normal price: R150
Black Friday: buy 2 for R299.99
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Wake up people

Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You”
, And Watch How Fast She Texts Back

I don’t know what’s wrong with me
but every time a girl calls me “baby”
I send her airtime 😑

Today l used RedBull instead of water
to make my cofee……
After driving on a freeway for 15 minutes
l realises that l left the car at home🏡

My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250

Before l confirm your friend
Request📲 l need:
Certified copy of your ID📂🗒
Proof of resident🌐
And your parent’s payslip

She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00

Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating

*Teacher: what is Jomo Cosmos.?*
*Rainbow: a team that plays so well but has nothing to show for it.*
*Teacher: very good ; so give an example.*
*Rainbow: Kaizer Chiefs is a Jomo Cosmos

Screenshots don’t scare me shame
I have denied voice notes before