Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Me: Babe that’s nothing I’m infertile
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You can’t say you’ve been hurt enough by the age of 25 years,
what do you expect your grandmother to say at the age of 75 years?
stop_that_theory coz you have a lot to deal with
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I love stopping the microwave at 00:01
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It makes me feel like l turned off the
bomb and saved the world
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keep playing your boyfriend like football ,
let another girl catch him like a goalkeeper ,
you will regret watching the highlight*
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Brothers stop calling your girlfriends with cheap names like honey,chocolate,sweety,sugar…those things cost less . 😀😀😀😀..call them with names like bag of rice,my university fees,petrol…😂😂..let’s value our girlfriends guys….
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Infact MY BAG OF CEMENT I MISS YOU.
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*शास्त्रो के अनुसार*
*हर कंवारी लड़की में नव देवियों का वास होता है..,,,*
*लेकिन*
*शादी के बाद कौन सी देवी एक्टिव होगी ….ये 🤦🏼♂पति के कर्मों पर निर्भर होता है !!*
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_*कल भंडारे में एक लड़की लाइन दे रही थी। मेरे अंदर का भक्त जागा हुआ था।*_
_*मैने इग्नोर कर दिया।*_👧
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_*लेकिन अब उसकी याद आ रही है।*
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Girl To Mom: “Mom I Have Started Loving A Boy”
Mom: “What? How Old Is He? What Does He Do?”
Girl: “He Is 3 Months Old, Happily Kicking In My Stomach“
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Only Zulu’s Will Name Twins
Buhle and Buhleee
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Black Parents Be Like
“Mofeng Remote Ya DSTV Gape Otxwa University”
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Mapedi A mbhorela maaka, Lege Monna Wa Slender a Nyala Otlo Kwa Bare “Se Mo Tsweretswere Senatla” ..Bara Skeleton
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My wife was searching for her Panties in the house and
she accused the Maid in front of me and the Maid replied
“Aunty I swear I don’t wear Panties,
your Husband is my Witness”.I fainted
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Ladies in 2019 when we inbox you with “Hey”
after looking through our profiles,
please reply with either “potential” or “Friendzone”
let’s not waste each other’s time.
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A young mosquito went out flying on its first day. When it returned home the mother asked, how was your first flying day? Young mosquito answered with joy & smile “every person I fly on top of the head was clapping hands for me” The mother with tears said “thank God you came back alive. They were not clapping for you but wanted to kill you”
LESSON FOR LIFE
1. It’s not every one who claps hands for you who are happy to see your success
2. Not every one who smiles & hugs you, loves you.
3. Beware some wish to see you going down so don’t trust every smile & hug you get
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guess by who?
“Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres.
Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace.
Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.
Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted.
Even when playing snooker. You haven’t won until you’ve sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table.
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But I don’t care, as long as I’m still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt , I’m fine!”..
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BEFORE MARRIAGE..
Man : I have been waiting for this day
Lady : Do you want me to leave?
Man : No
Lady : Do you love me?
Man : Of course
Lady : Will you ever cheat on me?
Man : Never in my life
Lady : Will you ever hug me?
Man : Every chance I get
Lady : Will you hit me?
Man : Are you crazy?
Lady : Can I trust you?
Man : Yes
Lady : Sweet heart
AFTER MARRIAGE :
_Read from bottom to top_
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