When You Realize That You Are Wrong ,
Do You Stop And Apologise ? 😕
Or You Carry On Arguing ?

i Would Rather Drink A Poison Than To Go To The Toilet
Without My Phone

The Only Time Black People Gets A Breakfast in Bed is
When They Are in Hospital

In America….. The so called developed country…. When traffic police stops you and you put your hands in the pocket, they shoot you instantly….
But here in Africa when a traffic officer stops you and you put your hands in your pockets he will start smiling like Christmas goat

If Lucky Is An English Name…🤔🤔🤔
How come we haven’t seen A white Guy Named Lucky😂😂😂…
Think About It..

Not Every girl that takes Toothpick wants to use it on her teeth.
•°•°•
Some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weave..

Don’t solve LAZINESS with prayer.
If you don’t work hard you’ll spend the rest of your life in church shouting
“I RECEIVE”

Who ever was the person who first created alcohol in this world. 😂
.
I think he added a little bit of English as an
ingredient during the production of the alcohol. 💖
.

Guys I’m Afraid Of Having Kids…
What if They Want Help in Mathematics?

If a woman buys you an iPhone think twice.
Apple is what got Adam into trouble in the first place.

i Hate When People Ask Me To Watch Their Stuff 😏 …
What if Someone Comes ?
And Actually Tries To Steal Them ? ,
Do i Have To Fight Them ? I’m Not Ready ✋

– Parents These Days Can’t Control Their Kids in Public ✋ ..
All My Mom Had To Do is To Look At Me A Certain Way
And i Would Get it Together