Witchcraft is that moment you post I love you
on bae’s wall then the post dissapears🙁

I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one’s views and by trying to make it objective and by considering each and every one’s valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say

Show your Mom Love while you still have Her.
Once you lose your Mom you’ve lost your whole Family.

– Friends : ☺ You Had Too Much To Drink 😊 , So Tonight Slow Down 🙏
– Me : 😠 All Of First 😡 , Business Your Mind

Damn!! , 😬😠 I’m Never Gonna Visit My Big Sis For Holidays Again 😡 ..
This Woman Force Me To Bath Every Day

Me : i Love You ♥
– Her : LOL
– Me : i Need You in My Life 🙏
– Her : LOL
– Me : You Are My Everything 💯
– Her : LOL
– Me : iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 ? 🔥
– Her : Omg!! 😯😮 , iPhone 7 ☺😊 .. Do You Want To Buy it For Me ? 😍😘
– Me : LOL
– Her : Talk To Me Now 😡
– Me : Lol

That Pain , When You Are Telling A Story 🔥♥ And Then Someone interrupts You , Like “Oh! That Happened To Me” 😡 ..
And He/She Starts Telling His/Her Story

You Think Break-Up Hurts ? 😒😠😡

Do You Know The Pain Of Failing An Open Book Test ?

Never tell your family about your relationship problems
because you may forgive bae but they won’t

I Have A Friend Who Always Wear One Outfit When We Going Out….
And He Always Asks Me “How Do I Look?”
Come On Dude , You Look Like Last Week

Dear ladies

Sometimes you have to call your man and say ” You thought I won’t find out?” then hang up, don’t pick up his callz wait for his confession. then thank me later😂

This December we going partying with gym clothes in a bag
so that in the morning we come home jogging to confuse the enemy.