POLICEMAN: Sir! A woman in Pretoria just shot her husband
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COMMANDER: Why did she shoot him?
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POLICEMAN: He walked on the floor she just mopped
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COMMANDER: Okay! have you arrested her yet?
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POLICEMAN: No sir.. The floor isn’t dry yet…🙄
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It is funny when short people try to remember their childhood
and be like”when i was small” as if they are not still small
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My child came back without a report,
he said reports were finished at school
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Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later
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My guy!
Perfume is important,but roll-on is importanter…a
nd taking a Bath is more importanting!!!
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Ge O Nona Bare Oja Thata😂😂😂
Ge O Looser Weight Bare O Tshwere Ke Aids😂😣
Pilapila Le Batla Eng Kgante??
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Pelo yaka ebohloko le dijo di hana leho kena.
ka next door ba rekile koloi le disoufa
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When we were children we wanted to grow FAST
BUT LOOK AT US NOW DEPRESSED, ugly & BROKE
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Never underestimate the power of your actions.
With one small gesture you can change a person’s life.
For better or for worse.
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Instead of feeding 5000 hungry people like jesus did,
pastors and prophets nowadays are
being fed by over 50000 hungry people.
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I stopped smoking weed after I threw my house
outside of the window
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NOVEMBER BE LIKE
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DECEMBER
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*COME JANUARY*
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Be careful how you spend your December salary. January has almost 60 days
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Some people think ukhumbul’ekhaya is a Joke
“I’m Miriam i’m 85years bengicela ukhumbul’ekhaya andkhangelise uMama wan” imagine
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I hate liking someone thinking am in control
kanshi am being played n am the joke in the love game…
it sucks
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*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them* *hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*
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TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THE FOLLOWING;
1. Warn your Girl Child Never to sit on anyone’s laps no matter the situation including uncles.
2. Avoid Getting dressed/undress in front of your child, once he/she is 2 years old. Learn to excuse them or yourself.
3. Never allow any adult refer to your child as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband’, reprove it immediately.
4. Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they do, because young people now sexually abuse themselves.
5. Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.
6. Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you may need to patiently ask lots of questions from your child.
7. Carefully educate your grown ups about the right values regarding SEX. If you don’t, the society will teach them the wrong values.
8. It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.
9. Ensure you activate parental controls on your cable networks and advice your friends especially those your child(ren) visit(s) often.
10. Teach your 3 year olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that
includes you (remember, charity begins from home and with you).
11. Blacklist some materials/associates you think could threaten the sanity of your child (this includes music, movies and even friends and families).
12. Let your child(ren) understand the value of standing out of the crowd.
13. Once your child complains about a particular person, don’t keep quiet about it.
Take up the case and show them you can defend them.
Remember, we are either parents or parents-to-be.
and remember “THE PAIN LASTS A LIFETIME”
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