Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

Today is a broken English day.

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Don’t spoil the fun guys…let’s start..
Me..I wanna food my eat..

This is not December I ordered!
Can I see your manager please!!!

witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates

If Your Girlfriend Has A Lot Of Males “Cousin”
Trust Me You’re Also Her Cousin.

Some People Will Never Like Your Picture
Even if You Took it With Jesus

Welcome to South Africa where you lend your friend money,
And you end up losing both your cash and a friend!!!

I heard billionaires have been called to report in Sandton tomorrow.
I wonder what they are calling us for guys?

I dont make enough money to go on vacation,
so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until
I dont know where I am.

People Who Don’t View Other People’s Statuses On WhatsApp ,
Think They Made it in Life

Being Single is So Nice 💯% ..
i Haven’t Bathed For 7 Days

– i Asked A Girl To Take Me Out And
She Said i Don’t Have A Shame 😱 ..
Did i Say Something Wrong ? 😥
I’m Not Understanding

Yaz’There’s a lesbian struggling with heavy grocery next to me😮..mean i don’t know whether to be a gentleman and help her😊..
or just let her be a Man and pull her on weight as a man😏
.
What do you guys think?

If she cheat on u this December! Just give her fake money,
Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later