Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

Your Parents Are Still Together 😬😴
But When You Are Asked “Who Your Favorite Couple is?” ,
You’ll Say it’s “Jay Z And Beyonce” 😠😡 ..
After All The School fees

Meanwhile At The ATM 👇

– Me : Are You The Last Person On The Queue ?
– Her : i Have A Boyfriend

State Your Age And Something You Can’t Do ? 😕😒

Me : I’m 17 And i Can’t Sing

Showers Are Made For Tall People 👨,
Short People Should Be Using Taps

Welcome to Satafrika where a Gal would proudly says ….
“I’m single and happy” …
while she is a side chick to a married man

It’s always the fine guy who walks up to you,
looks at you with charming eyes,
then whispers to your ear “my friend likes you”
.
while he points at a monkey with big forehead like rabbit

When your boyfriend forgets to hangup after calling you
and you hear him saying it’s my step mother

my mind is telling me that my crush
needs airtime where are you
just say hi

Pleance before you plost
Make sure your spillings are correct..

People Keep On Writing TV..
B’coz They Can’t Spell… TellHerVision.

A Woman who is 3Months Pregnant Falls Into A Deep Coma .
6months Later , She Awake And Ask About her Baby.

Doctor : You Have Twins , A boy and A Girl .
And They Are Both Fine. Luckily , Your Brother Named Them
For You

Woman: Oh No , Not My Brother !! He’s An Idiot !!
What Did He Name The Girl ??

Doctor : Denise

Woman : Well it is not bad , What Did He Call The Boy ??

Doctor : Denephew

[Me As A Parent]
•°•°•°•°•°•
My Son: Can I Watch TV Dad?😊

Me: Yes, but don’t turn it on

Girls will just be calling you Hun, bae, babes e.t.c.
Then the devil will force you to try your luck. Boom!!
U are rejected!