No matter how Angry the Community is, They will
never burn the Tarven ….they will rather
burn the school and the Clinic instead

Nobody walks faster than someone who has been
given extra change at the shop

I think my loan shark wants to play golf with me
he’s at the gate holding a Golf stick… I’m so
excited

I have one friend who always wear one outfit when
we going out.. nd he always asks me “how Do i
look?” Come on dude, You look like last week

Do you still remember chilling with your Ex giving
names to your unborn babies?
Don’t scroll down I’m talking to you

You Know You’re Ugly When It Comes To A Group Photo
And They Give You The Camera

I want to get married to someone who’s
crazy as me. Imagine waking up at 23:00
hours and we both start laughing because
you forgot to pick up the kids at school

Have Yuu ever Made up a Fake Story
and a Friend Says “I Remember that ”

Girls with natural hair act like they have shares in Africa.

Did u know that women live longer on earth
because they don’t have wives?😂

I’ve Done Many Stupid Things In My Life
But I’ve Never Wrote
” I’m July She’s September
We Are October” On My Bio

Dear Female Seniors

Can this year see who is who toe? Leave those weave and make up at home. We are tired of dating our relatives