I don’t know why females still asking for
Valentine’s presents Didn’t Oscar
Pistorius ended it here in South Africa?

When your boyfriend introduces you to his family
then you hear voices in the kitchen saying
did you see the forehead ?

I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back
with his teachers wallet

the biggest mistake you can make is showing your child that
your phone has games

Im not a sleeping person is important
when doing an interview at a security company

I know My Girlfriend Is Ugly Bt Whenever I Look At My Frnd’s Girlfriend
I Calm Down

Did u notice that guys who play instruments in church don’t give offering

Our Father😍
Who art in Valentine’s day💑🌸❤️
Hallow be thy dates💖💐
Thy Gifts and Kisses🌷🌼😘😍
Thy will be handed out💯❤️✅
As we watch pure sadness✋😚💔
Give us the luck💋💖💓👀☝️
Find the date’s before 14th👫💑😍
And forgive us for rejecting other kids🤗😇🤔
As we forgive those who shapa us with Stena💔💯🙅
Lead us not into single world✋🏃🛑❌
Deliver us from cheating💔💮💯😍✋🏃
For thy is the reason🙅🏃✋🙄🤔💛
Wr stay single forever and ever AMEN❤️💖👀💝

Besides “GO LOCK THE DOOR FIRST”

What other inspiration words do you knw

My brother if she doesn’t disturb u , annoys u‍😡
or give u any headache😡 then she is not the one ….real girlfriends 💑act like Demons 👹some even act like witches from Malawi.

Some of you, if we wipe your make up,
you are going straight back to 2009.

A man who always pleases his friends can
never build a home!!!

That 1 toothbrush all your girlfriends use
when they come for a sleep over and each
of them thinks its hers…

Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you, She Be Like: “When We First Met ,you Were Custard. Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard… And In The End you are just a Bastard… Its Over!!!”