We can f**k, hang out, go on dates, move in together,
introduce me to you family,
have kids but only as friends.
Not trying 2get into something serious shame🖐️

I have never made it to a profile pic stage
in a relationship and you?

Short girls are beautiful💟caring😘loving😍
and mentally disturbed😂😂

Her: bbe where are you?

Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.

Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.

Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.

I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer 😓 now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be like:👇
.
“Hey baby, I’m back”

“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight,
There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”

If u are taking your girlfriend out and she carry her friends along just take them straight to church and register all of them for deliverance. They are witches!

Him: “What’s your favourite Colour?”😊
•~•
Her: “Please stop asking me stupid questions, can’t you ask a more logical and matured question🤦? So childish!😕
•~•
Him: “Okay, How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 of sulphuric acid at STP?” 😒
•~•
Her: “My favourite colour is Pink, yours?

Imaging taking a village girl to a hotel and
waking up the next morning to see her
sweeping the whole compound

JOKE OF THE DAY
.
Wife sent a message to her husband
“Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way
back from office, and Priscilla says hi to
you “.
.
Husband : Who is Priscilla ?
.
Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that
you read my message
Twist in the tale…..
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Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now ,
so which Priscilla are you talking about?
.
Wife : Where are you….?
Husband: Near the vegetable market
Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
.
After 10 minutes she texts her husband
“Where are you”?
Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the
market, buy whatever vegetables you need.

Some idiot found my Bank card in Public when I was paying for my groceries literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! And he tried to keep it!! I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back because I saw him pick it up! But this idiot denied having it!! 😡😡😡 This is where it gets interesting 🙄.
A bigger idiot kept tapping the… See More