Loud Music While Cleaning Can
Make You Lift The Wardrobe Alone🙆

A pregnant teenager slammed the door of a taxi and the driver shouted:
“You should have closed your legs that way!”

That moment when u buy your girlfriend a hair dryer😍..
and all of the sudden you see her
cooling down the porridge with it😒

Relationship Stress will hit you to the point
where you end up seeing an Ant
breastfeeding its babies shem

Grade 1 _ I wanna be a Doctor
Grade 10_i wanna go to Varsity.
10 Years Later_Ladies & Gentleman Put Your Hands Together For DJ Chicken

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit any porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Haert if you Raed this peferct !

I’ve sent my girlfriend this Message ”
I Love you babe ” using mobicel nd
this is what she received 👇

Babe, I’m cheating

I almost cried in the Bus today when one
girl said “Please increase the volume of the window,
heat is happening to me”.

The feeling of giving a Cute Guy your numbers
and he never call

Ladies how does it feels😂

I will register but I’m not gonna vote Coz
that’s what they also do to us mos?
They promise us but they never deliver??

Atleast Mosquitoes sing for us before they eat us,
unlike some idiots.

i Just Beat A Homeless Woman So That
She Can Go To Hospital And Have A Bed To Sleep On