I don’t chase dreams,
I just go back to bed and try to dream it again

You try to build your relationship
then boom Satan steals the cement

10 years challenge is not for everyone✋👎
How can you be ugly twice

Girls who drink castle lite deserve a
tool box on Valentine’s day

Girls will argue with you for 30mins straight and then be like
” I’m not even gonna argue with you”

“Dear South African People”
Telling a person that there is a job opportunity at your workplace won’t get you fired! ☝

Serious Couples are chasing money together
you and your bae busy worrying about
“Ex vs Current Challenge”..!

My neighbor donated a kidney the gave him R400,000.
I donated 6 of them……
shit they called the police😭

Life is not fair😂

Then She Said “l Need A Shoulder To Crayon”
I Asked Her Which Colour And She Blocked Me

Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers inlaws alive

Take any job and use that company’s
wifi to get a better job😎

When you get married is it necessary to live together?
I mean we could visit each other mos?
if you don’t wanna be far from me,
we could at least be neighbours ke 😑

I cant eat….

My neighbour just bought a brand new car.

Very important health tips: don’t eat
burgers, pizzas, chat, ice cream & chocolate
Without ME!