Lowo mzuzu ongixakayo, izivakashi seziyavalelisa. Two hours later basavalelisa. 🙄

Umthole e-single, umthande, bamthathe, umyeke, bamyeke, nibuyelane, babuye.

Jesu uthuleleni?

Akokote umngani wakho kini basaqeda ukukuthethisa ngaye.

Kule genge ka “Happy birthday to myself…” ngithi nje sengathi neRest In Peace ningazenzela. ✋🏼 😐

“Sengicabanga ukunyakaza. Nenza njani? Niyahamba?”

Kusho mina kubangani bami sengithenge imoto sina-10 minutes sifikile ebumnandini.

Nanku umbuzo, ungawalwela yin ama💩 akho ubona umuntu ewafaka ku-plastic ehamba nawo phambi kwakho?

Ubani owake waya eMnambithi asichazele ukuthi kunambithwani ngempela?

Uyayazi i-pain yokuthenga i-grocer igcwale i-trolley lapho ufake i-mask, abantu ababoni ukuthi nguwe lo owenza izimangaliso?

Chiskop ebusika, kuvele ku-freeze nemicabango.

Uzwe voice kamama wakho esesangweni usenza ama-fries 🍟 ka-R60. 😭

Angikwazi nhlobo ukuncenga, ngisho ikhala lami libhlokile ngiphefumula ngomlomo.

👩🏽‍🦰: “Uyazitshela lo.”
👧🏽: “Ngani oe?”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Nje.”
Wemantombazane, udoti muni lo? 🤔

👨‍⚕️”Nonhlanhla uyasazi istatus sakho?”
🧛‍♀️”Yebo ngyasazi dokotelaaa”
👨‍⚕️”Sithi?”
🧛‍♀️”Hey there!! I’m using what’sapp”

Thatha iphone ka Bae☝️
if i-battery isithi 2% uziposte bese ufihla icharge👌 uwise namaSwitch💪
and Thank me later

Noma emnyama umuntu wakho muphoste,
thina sizonyusa u-bright.

Majita…I cherry iyanikwa ifon bakit📱bes u lock🔒gallery.. messages,contact..phones Facebook n WhatsApp🙄🙄mayeybuz💁uth uykhohliwe

Asamb zax🚶…..