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Sometimes i go to Woolworths
just to be shocked by the prices

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Wat are you doing in February
while you know you’re single.
You should have stayed in January

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Kaore Zitha is the one abusing Smanga you turning it into a joke if it was Smanga abusing Zitha you would be calling us trash
.
Ebile you nolonger getting anything ka Valentine’s la phapha

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Mohaisane hasa mpuisa because ompona every morning ke lahla box la pizza ene ha tsebe hore bosiu kale lata

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Dula Selopemereng 🙉etsa nkare wa ema🤷dula hape

Etsa nkare wa ema🤷dula hape

Bomme woman on top e simple hleng

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O send sms ya “Happy birthday” ka mobicel e fitlhe ere “Rest in peace chomi”

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When you look at the mirror
do you still think that there’s
still hope for you to get married? 🤔

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*If having a wife were like Soccer*

*Transfer Market*

Imagine

*Dube has accepted Nyathi’s $300.00 bid for his wife for 4 years, maSibanda*.

*Smith’s $222.00 release clause has been activated by her next door neighbour John William*

*MaNcube is now a Free Agent and indications are that Moyo might agree terms for a 2 year deal with her soon*

*Nyathi and Robert are competing to sign maSiziba this winter. The experienced female is expected to make a decision by end of this week*

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When the devil wants to destroy you he uses your friends. And when God wants to promote you He uses your enemies. If it wasn’t because of our friends our enemies wouldn’t know our secrets. In life we need to be more careful about friends more than enemies. Most rats die with food in their mouths thinking someone is feeding them yet someone is killing them in form of feeding them. There are friends who help you in life so that it will be easy for them to destroy you later. Abraham went on a journey with Lot. God was silent until they separated then He spoke to Abraham again. At times its the friends around you that push God away from you. Check your friends before they push you into destruction. Be wise*_

This is the most serious ADVICE in 2019

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How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

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1•The only woman who knows where his
husband is every time, is a widow.

2•Intelligence is like underwear,you need to
have it but not necessary to show it off.

3•No girl is single. You either snatch her from
another man or share her with another. Being
the greatest shareholder is the key here.

4•Life is the most difficult exam. Everyone is
trying to copy the other not realizing that
everyone has a different question paper.

5•A naked man is never afraid of pick-pocketing.

6•Never leave the one you love for the one you
like because the one you like will leave you for
the one they love.

7•Do the do’s before the do does you.

8•A farmer who plants corn by the roadside and
a man who marries a beautiful woman are in
the same problem.

9•Be good to people until you make a million,
after that they will be good to you.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your
balance, you must keep moving.

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The Law of the Seed
Have a look at an apple tree. There might be five hundred apples on the tree, and each apple has ten to twelve seeds. Now that’s a lot of seeds!
We might ask, “Why would you need so many seeds to grow just a few more apple trees?”
Nature has something to teach us here. It’s telling us: “Not all seeds grow. In life, most seeds never grow. So if you really want to make something happen, you had better try more than once.”
This means…
You’ll attend twenty interviews to get one job.
You’ll interview forty people to find one good employee.
You’ll talk to fifty people to sell one house, one car, one vacuum cleaner, one insurance policy, or a new business idea.
You might meet a hundred people just to find that one special friend.
When we understand the “Law of the Seed”, we don’t get so disappointed. We stop feeling like victims. We learn how to deal with things that happen to us.
Laws of nature are not things to take personally. We just need to understand them – and work with them.
When things seem beyond our control, here are a few things NOT to do…
Do not focus on how the world OUGHT to be.
Do not make rules for how others OUGHT to behave.
Such thoughts only bring us spiralling down into more unhappiness.
Let’s say you expect that…
Friends OUGHT to return favours.
People OUGHT to appreciate us.
Planes OUGHT to arrive on time.
Everyone OUGHT to be honest.
Our husband or best friend OUGHT to remember our birthday.
These expectations may sound reasonable. But often, these things don’t happen! So we end up frustrated and disappointed.
Here is a better strategy…
Demand less, and convert expectations into intentions. For everything that is beyond our control, we can tell ourselves…
“I would prefer if this happens, but if that happens, it is okay too!”
We prefer that people are polite, but when they are rude, it doesn’t ruin our day.
We prefer sunshine, but if it rains, it is ok too!
We don’t take things personally.
Instead we start planting seeds (thoughts, words and actions) to create the inner and outer spaces we really want.
It’s not what happens to us that determines our happiness. It is how we think about and respond to what happens that makes all the difference.
Remember the Law of the Seed…
The secret of success is to fail more often. And to plant more seeds. From all these seeds, some are sure to grow into mighty big trees!

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Jacob looked at Joseph and saw
a good son!
The ten brothers looked at Joseph and saw
a useless dreamer!
The travellers looked at Joseph and saw
a slave!!
Potiphar looked at Joseph and saw
a fine servant!!
Potiphar’s wife looked at Joseph and saw
a potential boyfriend!
The prison officers saw in Joseph a prisoner!
How wrong were all of them!!
God looked at Joseph and saw
a Prime Minister of Egypt in waiting!!
Don’t be discouraged by what people see in you!!
Be encouraged by what God sees in You!!
Never underrate the person next to you because you never know what the Lord has deposited in that person.
Your maid may be a Chief Executive Officer in waiting for a company which shall employ your child.
Your garden-boy may be a president in waiting.
(Remember David got the anointing of becoming a King while he was a simple child herding sheep.
Esther was a simple orphaned girl yet she was a Queen in waiting).
Let’s share God’s love and make the world a better place to live. Show that love by sharing this message with those you love.
IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW PEOPLE SEE YOU, IT MATTERS HOW GOD SEES YOU.

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