If you see me walking in public,
just come to me and say, “Heita,
I am your Facebook friend”
than looking at me as if I stole your kidney.

At My Age , i Still Don’t Know How To Comfort A Crying Person
.. i Just End Up Laughing

– Private Hospital: Good Day Sir ☺😊 , How You Doing Today ? 🔥♥

– Public Hospital: And Then You??

I just love South African
university’s, their
identity cards comes with
Rope..just incase
you are tired of life.

Some psychologists say that sleeping naked
can help build a person’s confidence, .
But nobody on this bus seems to appreciates it

BOSS: have you watered the garden?
SERVANT: no sir
BOSS: go and water the garden now
SERVANT: but sir the rain is falling
BOSS: and so what? carry umbrella and go!

Judge: “Do you receive these
charges Papa?”
Major: “I receive my Lord”

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and I will help you quit.

Whn U Thought U Have An Important Message Thn Boom💥
“Say Hi To Your New Facebook Friend”

There’s always that guy who cares about your well-being
and makes you laugh 😍 …
And then there’s your Boyfriend. Yerr🙄