I have blocked all the beautiful people on this page,
so if you see this post…. I have news for you.

I knew I was mature when I walked past an empty can
and I didn’t kick it……..
Then I went back and kicked it to celebrate my maturity.

Who Else Says “Let Me Tell You The Truth” And Then Lie Worse

Other girls🤦 want friends so they can wear their clothes💯
& take selfies!

Nobody Views Your WhatsApp Status
Faster Than Your Ex

Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds…
The cremation will be epic!

Mina if you don’t answer my calls or reply my texts, I put ur number on the street and I write “we fix fridges, tvs and radios”

Stop liking your own pictures,
have patience we are coming

Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by playing
soccer bet with your rent.*

I think Facebook should send notifications like :
Donald Trump and 7 others just ignored your post,
would you like to unfriend them??

Arguing with your dark skin guy is a problem
.
Him : You will never see me again
then he switches off the light 💡

We Ugly Guys We Don’t Cheat.💔
We Know The Struggle Of Getting A Girlfriend

i Pretend As if Everything is Fine ,
But Deep Down i Know That i Want A Gun

Even if you dance in the Rain
.
.
Youre Enemies will accuse you of Making dust