When you thought you’re done washing the dishes
and you turn around to see those pots on stove!

Pregnancy was once a very special thing
until 2000’s turned it into a hobby!

My phone📱fell again..
But luckily it was on airplane mode,
so it’s landed safely

This morning two ladies were fighting for a seat in a bus. Yaz they were irritating me eventually I intervene and said ” let the ugly lady sit down.” Both never sat down but went quiet. That’s how I it was solved.

You think being ignored by somebody hurts,
have you ever been ignored by your own Mind
during an Examination paper

Don’t get it twisted…
Ladies know EXACTLY what they want to eat.
They just don’t know your budget.

Have you ever received that “where are you” text
and first had to decide where you are?

– When You in The Taxi And You Hear Bundle Of Joy Playing With The English You Need For An interview

i Wanna Be 6 Years Old Again
And Ruin My Life Differently ,
i Have These Whole New Awesome ideas

Everyone must b carefully when walking outside ,
i just saw a lion right now on top of de matches box
plz be warned

Very soon some people will buy presents for themselves,
take pictures of it and caption it “thanks bae”

Teacher : You are a failure! at your age, Bill Gates already invented his first computer software.
Rainbow: Mind your own business sir,
at your age Adolf Hitler committed suicide.

This Valentine’s Day is taking so long 😢
.
I just wanna give her this R7 Cup so she can be out of my Business

The pain of helping a lady carrying a 25kg meali meal
and she gives you a wrong number

My sister, If he posts “my love” on your timeline,
also go to his timeline and post “my husband”

he can’t leave his business open and close yours