Ladies when I say tell me about yourself….I simply mean o batla bokae per month,o kolota account tse kae ke go patelle…
Eseng bo I am shy,polite and beautiful tsa MASEPA
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If you ask her “How are you?”& she says “I’m not okay”
don’t ask her why? It’s a trap Just say:
“May God be with you” & drop your phone..!
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If we are dating & you ask me for R1000,
you need to bring an affidavit from your parents
stating they can’t afford you anymore..!
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Trust me every female has told her friend: “Talk to him he got money that one”..👌
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It’s a Wednesday i don’t have energy to argue!
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When a woman starts laughing😂during an argument,
she has flipped her psycho switch and is about to murder you.! 😭💔
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When a girl reject me I dont feel sad or depressed coz
I know my Bae is rejecting other guys the same way.
Reject them wena Bae
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Me : sawubon gogo
Gogo : yebo
Me :ukhona zinhle
Gogo: yebo ukhona (amemeza) zinhle vela
Me: zinhle unayo lencwadi lethi im here 2 see u
Zinhle :no nginale ethi ” im buzy”
Me : lena ethi ‘whn must i come back ?’
Zinhle : kunale ethi “8:30mp
Gogo: awuyifun le ethi” do you think i’m stupid wena mfana”
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Only a black person will be lost in town but still
pretend to know where they’re going
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My granny decided to hide the bread from me today😒…
so I also hid her false teeth😏….
I guess no ones eating today
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South Africa is not going forward because we still have people
who smell their armpits to decide if they will bath or not.
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Don’t Judge A Person By What Others Say. The Person May Be True To You But Not To Others, Coz The Same Sun Which Melts The Ice, Hardens The Clay Too
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My relatives: When are you getting married?
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Me: On my wedding day!
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Attract what you expect, reflect what you desire,
become what you respect,
mirror what you admire.
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So this girl knows her boyfriend’s passwords for everything ,
the nigga cheated and the girl de-registered the guy from varsity
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When you thought your crush texted you
But he/she just joined messenger
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Guys I Need Your Advace “If Your Girlfriends Is You On
But Love Was Still Him To There Or Go Must Be Heh???
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