I want to eat but my girlfriend is not showing any sign of leaving

This guy bathong !! Is he really gonna finish the 5 beers I bought him without telling me any of his family’s secrets. My money can’t go to waste like that, he has to tell me something

Gone are the days when Football was
watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s
watched by terrified gamblers!!!

Most girls would pretend like they know every thing in this world. 😂 😂 😂
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Until you ask them, “Why does it smell ?”. Then you won’t get an answer.

Daylight savings time is like a Facebook update

No one asks for it

it messes everyone up and just when you get used to it
they change the damn thing again

Mom I Finally See myself on TV

When I Switched It Off

Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday

Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours

Charyolo: He borrowed my pen

Some people are like old TV

They Need to be slapped a few times to get the picture

I Hate people who can’t let go of the past

Debt collectors are the worst

TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄

He suspended me for 3 weeks

My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ”
At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!””

I got detection after asking which end

Apart from “Send me money for transport i’ll come” which other robbery without violence do you know?

She was my crush before she posted:
“Some people will come to your life just to hurt you internationally