“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of
“I’m going to tell my mom
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Work for a cause, not applause. Live life to express, not impress. Don’t strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt.❤💛
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💛Let go of your insecurities. Let go of your pain. Nothing is holding you back. You are perfect. Smile. Love. Laugh. Don’t forget to live.
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Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!
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Have you noticed???
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Nobody Drinks Alcohol🍺
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!!
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If you knew how they talk about you BEHIND your back..
You wouldn’t be so quick to call everybody your friend.
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The day I get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water.
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Mr Bean taught me one thing in life.
Enjoy your own company instead of
expecting someone else to make you happy
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if you meet a woman that admits when she’s wrong and apologizes… 🙅🏻♀️
dump her that might be a man, women don’t do that
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Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well.
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If you didn’t smoke🚬 WEED🌿 before it was Legalised,
Please don’t start now because you weren’t there when we fought for freedom😏
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1. You buy underwears at Pep & on
facebook
you write:”I love Truworths
underwears” ***God
is watching you
2. You’re a married man with 2 kids &
on
facebook you always claim to be
single. ***God
is watching you
3. You’re 21 yrz old & you’re dating a
man of
54 years your updates says “can’t wait
to see
my baby.” Is that your baby or your
daddy?
***God is watchng you
4. You’re are drinking ice water & you
update
“I’m drinking Johny Walker on the
rocks”
***God is watchng you
5. You’re in the house watching WWE
raw but
you check-in to Nu- metro cinemas .
***God is
watching you
6. You work in retail & you update
“had a long
day in the office” ***God is watching
you
7. You are waiting for a taxi & you
update
stuck in traffic thank God for the
aircon. ***God
is watching you
8. You are the hopeless school
dropout but on
facebook you claim to be a CEO of a
certain
company. ***God is watching you
# You read ds status, it makes u smile and you didn’t comment or even press like……. I am telling you God is watching you
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People who buy a car and don’t post it on Facebook you are too matured but as for me when I buy a car, I will not only post it, but also park it in your timeline
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As long as you keep saying “When can i see you” Instead of
“Lets go out for lunch” we’ll forever say
“I’ll let u know when im free
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When they increase the price of alcohol
they must also increase the percentage!
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2019 Calendar is Fake 😕😒 ,
i Can’t Even Find 29th February Shame
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Sometimes God will bring back your Ex
just to check if you are still stupid
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