Long distance relationship needs a very good looking partner,
imagine waiting for an ugly person for 3 months
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If your boyfriend is not spending money on you.
it means he’s saving money to marry you..
.be patient… men are good people
IF I WAS THE FOUNDER OF FACEBOOK
• No Under 15’s.
• No More Than 5 Posts A Day.
• Ugly Chicks Upload their Pics Once A Month.
• No People Over the Age Of 50.
• I Read Your Inboxes.
• A Chick Who Gets Less than 10 Likes Will Be
Banned For 3 weeks.
• No Nude Pics.
• No Texting When You In The Toilet
or When You’re Eating.
• You Wear Your Facebook Uniform
Before Logging In.
• Strictly No Dating on facebook.
• After 10 We all Log Out (Closing
Gates).
• You bath Before You Post.
• You Need To Have At Least 20
foreign Friends On Your Facebook.
• You’re Not Allowed To Have More
Than 500 Friends.
• You Need To Make An Affidavit To
Have An Account and A doctor’s Note .
• You can only login after church on
sundays, and if u didn’t go to church, you can’t login.
• Wash Your Hands Before Signing
In.
Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep with a boi in
other bed sober the whole night…
My Lips Are Shaking……
Someone is Busy Kissing my Girlfriend…
Dear Women,
1) Expecting A 10 Hours Cuddle Is Man Abuse
2) Faking Orgasm Is Man Abuse
3) Going Through His Phone While He’s Asleep Is Man Abuse
4) Getting Mad Because He Can’t Afford What Your Ex Used To Buy For You Is Man Abuse
5) Shaking Shoulders During Woman On Top Is Man Abuse
Thank You
You have just Won 80 Million and your Bae shouts”We are Rich!!!
Give your Reply??
Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account
TOILET PAPER IS FOR LADIES real men uses.
Calendars, Boxes,Cement papers and Stones
Me : O tlhaga Eastern Cape neh?
Her : yes. Why are you asking?
Me : ke utlwa ka magwafa a go
The power of l am sorry
If you wish to live long, don’t joke with this short sentence, l am sorry. Do you know how many people had gone to early graves because they had ignored or neglected the therapeutic power of l am sorry.
A single sorry can stop a war, and prevent millions of people from perishing.
Most of the troubles in homes are heightened because wives are too big to say l am sorry to their husbands and you can trust the ego the husbands to say the same thing to their wives.
Quarrels linger between friends because no part wants to say l am sorry. Each says or asks why should l be the first to say l am sorry. He or she will beat his or her chest and utter the ego phrase, a whole me!.
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the world where to say lam sorry is a hard nut to crack while curses are easily unleashed.
Welcome to the world where people refer to a person who says l am sorry in the midst of a rift as a weaker sex, one who is not mature enough or one who is foolish.
Welcome to Africa where saying l am sorry is tough than forcing a donkey through a needle hole.
All of us are victims of this discussion, we have lost assets, money even lives because of avoidance of this cheap short sentence, l am sorry . It simply cost a simple breath of speech.
Have you ever wondered why domestic violence is less in western countries? It’s simply because they understand the efficiency of the phrase l am sorry .
Husbands say it to their wives and children, wives do the same, life goes on.
This is a piece of encouragement, cultivate a culture of saying l am sorry. It is difficult but easily available and affordable. Take away your ego enjoy life.
I am sorry if you didn’t like this teaching.
Be blessed abundantly.
A school bell that sounds annoying at 8am,
sounds exciting at 4pm. It’s just a matter of Time. Stay positive
Let your Man go out there with friends and
enjoy without you calling him 100 times,
its annoying not cute!
A rapele ka afrikaans lerato utlwe a re”jy is boerwoers lord”
And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow
I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,
But Call Your Ex And Apologise