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I wonder why there is a fence at a zoo
I mean who can steal animals
Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌
The way am so broke
Am even thinking of going to a loan shark and
borrow a couple of thousands then do a protection order against him
Wenzele intombi yase Limpopo iMed Lemon ayiphuze namakhekhe
[Dear Ladies]
Please if you don’t like him just say it…
What’s this nonsense of: “I see you like my brother”,
You think he doesn’t know his sisters?
You’d never invite a thief in your house..
So why would you allow thoughts that steal your joy
to make themselves at home in your mind?
When you at Shoprite and someone asks you “Sorry my Sister, You Work here?” Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!
2000 be posting “haters gonna hate” all over social media. Kid,
you don’t have haters, you just have elders who find you annoying..
You are busy telling someone’s child you can’t breathe without them,
are your parents aware that you are on life support?
A four year old baby asks his aunt, why don’t you have any baby?
Aunt replies: the airplane hasn’t brought me one.
Child: no wonder you don’t have a baby, you still believe in that shit of airplanes?
I personally don’t understand why Drunk people
love to talk closer to your face .
Nisathi niyahleka kamnandi kini avesane athi umalume “kambe mshana usaphinda I class langonyaka odlule….unye nyiii
I don’t care how much I owe people .
On Payday, I go straight to KFC
My friend won a trip to China .
He´s out there now trying to win a trip back home
Guys learn to Read terms and conditions
When I’m drunk I become very alert… Before crossing the road I look left and right for cars and bikes, then look up for Aeroplanes and then look down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets.