Ladies .. instead of dating a guy who pays your Rent
why not date the Landlord himself??

Nowadays going to toilet without your Cellphone,is like
going to War without a Weapon…

You’ve failed as a boyfriend if your girlfriend has a male bestie

Skilled Workers Are Hard To Find .

That’s Why Idiots Are Promoted To Management

I Can’t Really Talk The Talk Or Walk The Walk
But If You Need Someone To Drink The Drink ,
Then I’m All Yours 🤣😂

Charyolo : I Want To Divorce My Wife.

Lawyer: On What Grounds ?

Charyolo: She’s Out All Night , Every Night, Going From Bar To Bar .

Lawyer : Are You Saying She’s An Alcoholic Or Do You Think She’s Cheating ?🤔

Charyolo : No , She’s Looking For Me

Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka
For Cleaning Around The House

It Worked !! The More Vodka I Drank ,
The Cleaner The House Looked

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER :You’re hired?😳
ME:Thank you sir

A question was asked why men do not share their problems and
frustrations with their wives.One person answered, “
You cannot discuss your malaria with a mosquito

For those who in one man one woman. See the ratio of men to women
from UN.

We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.

Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion

So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

> One billion are married already.

>130,000 are in the prison.

>70,000 are mentally ill.

That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:

>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years

So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.

Source: U.N

Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!