Some people are very angry at you
because you are not suffering the way they expected you to,
May God keep on disappointing them.
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Ladies .. instead of dating a guy who pays your Rent
why not date the Landlord himself??
Nowadays going to toilet without your Cellphone,is like
going to War without a Weapon…
You’ve failed as a boyfriend if your girlfriend has a male bestie
When you at the funeral 😥
then you bow down your head to cry 😥😥
Obona makhe a aperi dieta Banana
Aa qanyelwe ngwanana wako vaal ale di periods utlwe are” Bby ketle atswa hanyane”
Skilled Workers Are Hard To Find .
That’s Why Idiots Are Promoted To Management
I Can’t Really Talk The Talk Or Walk The Walk
But If You Need Someone To Drink The Drink ,
Then I’m All Yours 🤣😂
Charyolo : I Want To Divorce My Wife.
Lawyer: On What Grounds ?
Charyolo: She’s Out All Night , Every Night, Going From Bar To Bar .
Lawyer : Are You Saying She’s An Alcoholic Or Do You Think She’s Cheating ?🤔
Charyolo : No , She’s Looking For Me
Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka
For Cleaning Around The House
It Worked !! The More Vodka I Drank ,
The Cleaner The House Looked
एक आदमी घर बैठा DVD देख रहा था, तभी वो जोर-जोर से चीखने लगा…
नहीं… नहीं… घोड़े पर से मत उतर…
पागल मत उतर..
ये एक चाल है, यहां जाल बिछा है।
कुत्ते की मौत मरेगा बेवकूफ।
पत्नी (किचन से)- कौन सी फिल्म देख रहे हो।
आदमीः हमारी शादी की DVD
When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!
INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER :You’re hired?😳
ME:Thank you sir
A question was asked why men do not share their problems and
frustrations with their wives.One person answered, “
You cannot discuss your malaria with a mosquito
For those who in one man one woman. See the ratio of men to women
from UN.
We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.
Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion
So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:
> One billion are married already.
>130,000 are in the prison.
>70,000 are mentally ill.
That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:
>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years
So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.
Source: U.N
Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!