You can take a river to the donkey
but you will never force the river to drink the donkey

pastor got out of his car and was slapped by an unknown man for no reason.
Everyone around was wondering what the pastor was going to do.
He moved three steps back and gave the man a serious slap…serious heart breaking slap.
A lady nearby even felt the impact of the slap in her face and asked the pastor, ‘Why didn’t u forgive?’.He said , ” there’s more blessing in giving than receiving”.

sometimes we reply because we opened the message by mistake

My sister stay away from a relationship
where you’re always crying you’re not at a funeral

I Only Post Jokes For my Crush I wonder Why Others Are Laughing 👉

As you go talk over the strength
You will share a mango to ball

A woman and a man had an accident and none of them was hurt.so the woman told the man that it is God who what’s us to get married and the man agreed with her,and also the woman said that it was that a drink is here for them to celebrate.after the woman gave the man the alcoholic drink to drink after drinking it he gave the woman back the drink for her to have a taste of it.When the man gave it the woman,she also gave it to the man back,and the man asked why and the woman replied by saying the police are on their for the investigation.on reaching there they asked them questions on to who did this reckless driving,and the woman said check whether they would see any alcoholic drink

Once you turn 25yrs and above there’s no need to set an alarm.
Your problems will wake you up by force

A man who cries over a woman doesn’t know
where alcohol is sold!
-African proverb

Because of load shedding
I’m even afraid of changing my hairstyle

Earphones are like underwears
do you share your underwear