When you wear a lingerie for a Pedi guy then he be like:
Aoow magatsaka wa swanelwa wena wa kae boshego so??
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I Was Asked a Question by my Nephew why Married men cannot share their Problems and Frustration with their wives, .
I Told Him “You Cannot discuss Malaria with Mosquito”
Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..
You can’t spell menu without men,
that’s why it’s our duty to pay the bill
Make sure you’re happy today, because tomorrow is borrowed. Might be taken. Live Life and have good long sleep! 💚
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2⃣. Don’t make someone your everything because when they leave you’ll have nothing.
A side chick can make a guy forget about his main chick by saying: “Baby how many rounds can you handle today?” 😋👌
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Salute the power a side chick has..!!
Have you ever looked at somebody’s really good looking and be like: “Nah, you too nice for me, you gonna give me stress..!”
Love is hard, especially for those who Don’t know how to trust,
how to listen and how to forgive again and again.
Yesterday i Was in Town .. i Saw This Beautiful Girl Waving And i Waved Back , Well She Wasn’t Waving At Me But To This Guy Standing Next To Me 😓 So To Avoid The Awkwardness i Kept My Hand Up , The Taxi Stopped .. Now I’m in Lesotho Starting A New Life
Teacher: sipho ubani u 24 -12 ??
Sipho: ey angazi yaz🙄🤔..
Teacher: okay ..mawuphuza obeer abaw 12 kulaba abawu 24 akade bekhona kusala abangaki ?
Sipho: Weeh angaz ngampela ke ngalapho ngisuke sengidakwe ngifa 😀😀😀
Teacher : why are you late today?
Precious : yesterday we ate the chicken that used to
wake me up in the morning..
Dear Bae
Just because I don’t post your pics on social media, it doesn’t mean I don’t love you. What if the police are looking for you?
If your girlfriend/boyfriend is able to argue
with driver over 50 cents in your presence,
just know you’re in a serious relationship
If I bath at 23:50 🛀
And finish at 00:05
That’s means I have bathed for 2 days ✌?
SHE POSTED
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“What can I do for your wall?🤔
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I WAS LIKE:
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” Buy cement, bricks and paint.. Then rebuild it and paint it 🙂”
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Guess what…..
I was blocked 
I told her we’ll meet in front of Nandos😎😎
there she is sitting inside reading the menu