7 million smiles.
But yours is my favorite
Dear mom
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People take Facebook too serious …
first of all we not even real friends !
Woman Cheats in a marriage the husband will
beat her, Man Cheats ,the wife will beat the side
Chick. Women they Suffer.
Laziness is the Mother of all bad habits…
But ultimately she is a Mother, We must respect her…
So don’t leave bed and Sleep more.
No Morning shOrning :D;-)
Once a wise man told me No matter how HOT she is
somewhere someone is tired of her….
Imagine The Government Passing A New Law That All Beautiful Ladies And Handsome Boys Will Be Paying “Beauty Tax” I Know You’re Smiling Because You are Safe
Teacher: Can You Support Your Answer
Me : Viva My Answer Viva
Kusechurch uyatshumayela umfundisi athi, “Bazalwane kasisiqapheleni lesisitho esilaso…
Ivume ichurch, ” Ameeeeen mfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho bazalwane sibi…
Athi uNyaa kuKhumbu, “Kanti jeki umfundisi uqale kuhle nje…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho sincane kodwa sichithe imizi bandla
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeen…
UNyaa aphinde, “Mina kangisathandi linto ekhulunywa ngumfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Amadoda aze ashiya lemizi…
Aqale ukucunuka uNyaa, loKhumbu akubone lokho azame ukumqinisa…
Umfundisi, “Kanti labomama kabasanelisi lokuzibamba…
Nyaa:, “Mina skeem sengihamb kodwa ambambe uKhumbu…
Umfundisi, “Bazalwane lesisitho esisebenza simanzi bazalwane bami ngoba lami ngiyasisebenzisa bathandekayo siyingozi…
Asukume ame ngenyawo uNyaa…
Umfundisi acabange ukuthi liyangena izwi kumzalwane uNyaa kanti labanye abazalwane labo sebesukuma…
Aqhubeke umfundisi, “Ngoba bazalwane ukusibunandi bonalobo nxa sisisebenzisa lesisitho Halleluyaaaaa bandla leNkosi (aze eqe etshibilike umfundisi)
Nyaa: “Singihamba Khue, ngamanyala lawa…etsho ethi tshompo ngewindi adle phansi…
Amfundisi, “Bazalwane ngithi asilubambeni ulimi singalwekeleli…
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeeen nceku yeNkosi…
Akhiphe phandle ikhanda ngewindo uKhumbu ememeza uNyaa, “Phenduka jeki umfundisi akakhulumi ngayoooooo…
In secondary school, I was very poor in maths and chemistry. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So I would always be the 1st or 2nd to be called outcry.
One day,the maths results were being released and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s,40s,50s,60s and 70s. Still my paper had not been called out8). Everyone kept looking at me asking”Chris whats up? How did you fare?”And the teacher went on to the 80s And when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining.
I then asked myself,could I have scored a 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong.
Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered……. .. The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me . It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,”There is a cow that did not write its name on the paper that scored 0%.
If u have not received your paper come and get it now!
I FAINTED!
Guys I’m look job of Domestic… I can wash your garden, cook your kids and iron your husband I’m in know of my job.
*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What’s your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Satan!
A coloured and black guy were watching animal planet and it was a show about the great white shark , the black guy says “This is unfair why do great things have to be white? Why cant we have a great black shark? “The coloured says”No man,why cant there be a great coloured shark? “The black guy turns amazed and says “Tjo, A shark with no teeth, thats wrong!
I JUST SAW THIS NICE STORY WITH A WONDERFUL LESSON
AND THOUGHT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ALL, PLEASE ENJOY:*
An old King realized that if he died he had no one to take over his
throne. He decided to adopt a son.
He launched a competition and 10 boys made it to the top. The
King said to them, “I have one last test and whoever comes top
will become my adopted son and heir to my throne”.
He gave each boy a seed of corn and told them to take the seed
home, plant and nurture it for 3 weeks. The 10 boys took their
seeds and ran home to plant their seeds.
In one home, the boy and his parents were sad when the seed
failed to sprout. The boy had diligently done everything required
but he failed.
His friends advised him to buy a seed and plant it, but his God
fearing parents who had always taught him honesty refused.
The day to give account to the King came and the 10 boys went to
the palace. All the other 9 boys were successful with their seeds.
The King went to each boy asking – “Is that what came out of the
seed I gave you?” And each boy said “Yes, your majesty”. The King
would nod and move down the line until he came to the last boy
in the line who was shaking with fear.
The King asked him – “What did you do with the seed I gave you?”
The boy said “I planted it and cared for it your majesty but it failed
to sprout.” The King went to the throne with the boy and said, “I
gave these boys boiled seeds and a boiled seed cannot sprout.
If a King must have one quality, it must be honesty and only this
boy passed the test.” We live in a society where people will do
anything for success.
God sometimes does not give us things because He wants to teach
us a lesson.
How many people out there have achieved success the wrong way?
How many people send their children to expensive schools, build
houses, buy expensive cars, etc, with stolen money?
How many people are occupying top positions yet they stole the
certificates? How many people are successful out there at all
costs?
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL BE CROWNED AS KINGS IN HEAVEN FOR
BEING FAITHFUL UNTIL THE END? I PRAY THAT YOU AND I BE
FAITHFUL TO THE END..!!!
Please be faithful to God no matter what life throws at you, even if
life gives you boiled seed.
If you can spare some of your precious time to send this allegory
to other people to encourage them to be faithful in their life,
please do. And if you don’t have the time now, no problem; just
let the message be preached.
*My friend invited me to a wedding and while sitting I whispered to a person sitted next to me:*
*ME* the bride is ugly..
*PERSON:* if you dont mind, thats my daughter
*ME:* ooh am sorry I didn’t know you are the father..
*PERSON:* idiot am not the father, am the mother..
*ME:* heeeh
A woman who hides her phone from her husband is a CHEAT. A man who hides his phone from his wife is trying to protect the relationship. Full stop
Please do not argue with me, I am not feeling well
I need a wife as crazy as I am.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and we are both laughing cuz we forgot to pick our kids from school.