Am sure people who lived in bible were whites only,
Black people can’t kill a person who turns water into alcohol .

Some Girls will Be like “There is no Job in SA” wen their
make Up alone shows that they are a Professional Painter

Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin,
Or Doesn’t Text Back

Heartbreak really hurts, my sister has
been in the kitchen washing one plate for
2hours now..
This is why I gave my heart to Christ

My crush visited me to my house for the
first time , just when she saw my soap she
started crying, I asked her what’s
wrong then she replied “Your soap
reminds me of my Lost MTN sim card”

TEACHER: Rainbow come take your paper you
got 13%..
.
CLASS: *laughs*
.
TEACHER: He’s the highest
.
CLASS: *silence*

Last Night I Cracked A Joke to My Girlfriend
and We Heard A Thief Laughing In The Kitchen

Stop taking pictures in people’s cars and at
people’s gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing
thinking you have made it in life

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors.
Go out people need to laugh

White kid : Sorry mom I’ll try harder next term
Black kids: ahh but I’m not the only one who failed moss!

Dating A Zulu Girl Is Amazing. I Spoke So Much English In My Previous Relationships. Sometimes I’d Wake Up Thinking I’m A-Reece

Your girl once cooked pap and chicken in LuckyStar and KOO cans ……
for someone called the “husband”

When you’re pregnant you have to swallow toys so that
the baby doesn’t get bored in the tummy

Students can be given an ASSIGNMENT on March 6 And
its Due on April 23 they will do it on the 22 Of April..
Its me I’m students