A real relationship must have simple
fights, trust, faith, tears, and genuine
laughter. Jealous, Communication,
patience, weird/stupid unnecessary
arguments; no hiding secrets, true
love and most importantly there must be
forgiveness on both sides.
No one is perfect on earth, we all
make mistakes in our relationships but the
best solution is to accept your mistakes
and say SORRY to your loved one. It’s a small
word but it means a lot. Many of us find it
so hard to say it out yet it costs
nothing, but it only eases the tension between
lovers. Say it from deep inside your heart.
Don’t fake it please but just mean it
always. And if he/she is the one in wrong
never get tired of forgiving him/her
depending on what they have done. If you get to
think of moving on because you’re
pissed, my dear think of where you’re going,
the, time you will take to find & fit in a
new relationship, The imperfectness you
will find with that new lover might be
incomparable to the one you
dumped, then you will start regretting and
wishing you never dumped her/him.
Think about it my dear friends having
it in minds that WE HAVE GOT NO ANGELS
ON EARTH. We’re the ones to transform
our BFs /GFs to be like angels
So be proud of the one you have got
and fight all the challenges that are
trying to tear you apart. Right now you may be
seeing your guy/girl as a fake person
but some dude/girl is somewhere seeing
him as a handsome king/beautiful queen.
They’re wishing and praying you fall
apart for them to replace you.
Kgótso ‘s brother caught a thief who had been stealing his vegetables and decided to drag him to the village square.
Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, “Please, I have forgotten my slippers in the farm, can I go and get them?”
He obliged, “Hurry up! I would be waiting for you here.” He waited endlessly and realised he had been fooled.
He went home and told his elder brother Kgótso what had happenned
Kgótso brutally slapped him and said, “You are extremely dumb! You should have told the thief to wait while you go to get his slippers for him!”
A police officer pulls this guy over for speeding.
As the officer approaches the car, he can see that the guy is very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer… I know I was speeding — but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man.”
A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Police Officer & a politician .Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands n kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, ‘But why did you call us? ‘ The priest gathered all his strength and said, ‘Jesus died between two thieves…..I want to go the same way!!!!!!!!!!!”
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