Some people when u send a friend request starting acting lyk celebrity🙄relax i jst need lyks or comment frm u if u cnt do either of them i wll unfriend u
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Ke Mang Areng Cinema Go Nyakega Di Popcorn Fela,
Wena Tsamaya Ka Sugar Cane Ya Gago
Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone??
Me: I lost my memory card
If someone in a Taxi decides to look at your Chat
.
Just turn On the Front Camera
You will thank Me later
A woman was pregnant for 9 months and
gave birth to an angel reading this post
Flashlight ya Huawei P30 ego bontsha tladi ya rakgadi ha o monka snepe
Huwawei P10 – Use Headset For Music
Huwawei P20 – Use Wireless Headset For Music
Huwawei P30 – Music Plays in your mind
Huwawei P50 – The Music Plays you
Huwawei P100 – The artist comes out of the phone to perform live
Always work for a cause ; not for applause .
Live life to express ; not to impress .
Do not strive to make your presence noticed ; just make your absence felt .
Nothing in nature lives for itself .
Rivers do not drink their own water ;
Trees do not eat their own fruits .
The sun does not shine for itself ;
and Flowers do not spread their fragrance for themselves .
Jesus did not sacrifice for himself
.
Living for others is a rule of nature .
We were all born to help each other .
No matter how difficult the situation you find yourself in ; still do good to others .
The greatest mistake any man can make is to lean on his own understanding .
Keep trusting the Lord ; for He is good !
Enjoy Peace ; and Life
Ladies and their nonsense behaviours.
I said we should meet in front of restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu ..
Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss.
I hate indiscipline.
The difference between Oo and oO
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your a**hole before prison………………”
Whites: Honey, I think we should take Brian to the doctor to have him checked.
Blacks: Ngakutshela ngathi lumntwana uzakuhlupha umtotoza so. Buka manje igonga lonke leli elichamela ingubo, asazi madoda.
Whites: Hi, honey I am home
Blacks: So angikhanyi yini ukuthi sengibuyile emsebenzini? Kumbe fanele ngifeyinte kuqala khona ngizanikwa ukudla.
Whites: Well tried son, wish you the best next tym
Blacks: Yaa lapha umuntu ulahla imali yakhe streit akaze ngibone udanda onje mina. Uphelekezela abanye esikolo elanda ukuyakhula nje.
Whites: Oh sorry honie it was an accident. Be more careful next tym.
Blacks: Futsek wena udlala kubi yazi. Uwise ngabomu ngenhliziyo embi mthakathi.
Whites: pliz can u pass me the remote if you are done
Blacks: Letha iremote wena, suyidumele ungani uyazi ukuthi iyimalini mxxxm!!
Whites: plz can I have that R20 which I lent
you last month if you are ready
Blacks: Ngigcinile awungeke uphinde uyinuke eyami imali. Uhlulwa yikubhadala iR20 uyinja yazi.
Whites: pliz let’s switch off lights when going to bed and save our cash power
Blacks: Lingayeka amalayithi ekhanya angani liyawabhadala lizambona kahle. Angisebezeli malayithi mina.
Whites: Good night honie. Did u lock the door?
Blacks: Yazi ngikhuluma everyday kodwa ungani ngitshela indwangu, valani likhiye iminyango.
Whites: Morning sweetheart.
Blacks: Hey vuka akula muntu olebhatinti elimsebenzelayo la, wonkumuntu emasimini.
Whites: Oh, sorry I hadn’t noticed congrats to your new phone.
Blacks: Yini emangazayo ngokuthi abe lePhone entsha.
Whites: Man, he bought a nice car!!!
Blacks: Ahh akayazi ukuthi imota ludubo njani, izamtshiya engela lutho. Ukubalezinto usumdala kubangela isiyezi sibili.
Whites : Oh sorry this is not a tuck shop dear. Try down the road.
Blacks: Yewena ubona angani yisitolo sonesi, ubuye izolo ekhaya yini, hamba katshana le!!
True or False?
I just found my cousin’s SIM CARD who
died 4 years ago
I’m thinking of Texting his girlfriend and
say”Guess who’s back.
I can’t laugh 😂��😂😎😂😂😂😂😂 alone please
*See a recent application letter from an applicant.*
P. O. Box 49
Rode
Mount Ayliff
8th June 2018
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the teacher at your school and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead educator.
Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.
You can’t lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!
Thank you.
Yours faithfully,
Namhla Nono Zibobo
Visitors Act Like They Are Focusing On the TV When You Bring Food
Have You Noticed!??
Imagine disliking me and knowing you’ll have to sit back and watch me flourish for the rest your life..! ☝😎
Ouch!! 💔
Relationships Start With “Can We Talk?”. Continues With “Talk To Me” And Ends With “We Need To Talk”..