Ultimate yaari 😂
1 : हैलो भाई क्या हाल हैं..?
2 : मस्त भाई, तू सुना ?
1 : यार एक काम था……..
2 : हाँ… तो कर ले,
बाद में बात करेंगे …. बाय
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That awkward feeling when you realize
you’re chewing a borrowed pen..!
The ones who love you will never leave you.
Because even if there are hundred reasons to give up,
they will find one reason to hold on
THE SUPERIORITY OF DESCENT DRESSING
A girl bought an iPad. When her father saw it, He asked her “What was the 1st thing you did when you bought it?
“I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad” she replied.
“Did someone force you to do so?”
– “No”
“Don’t you think it’s an insult to the manufacturer?”
– “No dad! In fact they even recommend using a cover for the iPad”
“Did you cover it because it was cheap & ugly?”
– “Actually, I covered it because I didn’t want it to get damaged and decrease in value.”
“When you put the cover on, didn’t it reduce the iPad’s beauty?”
– “I think it looks better and it is worth it for the protection it gives my iPad.”
The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said,
“Yet if I had asked you to cover your body which is much more precious than the iPad, would you have readily agreed???”
She was mute…..
~ Indecent dressing and exposure of your body reduces your value and respect.
Always dress decently.
Pls protect our young girls by sharing these with our fellow sisters….
Skala Makala EFF E Winner
Di Election, Ape Master Kg
O Kgaotxe Ngwaga Asanka
A Voutele Ke Motho
THE SUCCESS JOURNEY🌷}
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°The road to Success is not Straight.°
🌹
°There is a curve called FAILURE.°
💚
°A loop hole called CONFUSION°
🌺
°Speed humbs called FRIENDS°
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°Caution lights called FAMILY°
🌻
°You will have flat tires called JOBS°
💜
BUT:
🍥
°If you have a spare wheel called DETERMINATION°
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°An engine called PERSEVERANCE°
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°Insurance called FAITH°
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&
°A Driver called GOD°
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💞°YOU WILL MAKE IT TO A PLACE CALLED SUCCESS!!°
Women also need to individually look and ask themselves if
they would stay if they dated themselves..!
Huawei is like that girl you used to say she’s ugly in High school
then after Grade 12 she’s showing everyone flames.!
Life doesn’t come with a remote.
You have to get up and change it yourself..!
SCHOOL RULES WHEN I AM A PRINCIPAL!!!
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.1..female students should wear mini-skirts only
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.2..lunch time takes 3hrs while each lesson takes
only 20 mins..
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.3..If u wanna get high there’s a room for
smokers
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.4..Wednesdays nd fridays its party time no
lessons..
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.5..if u ar a quiet person “sorry!get the out
of my school..
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.6..During examinations all students will be
provided with text books
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.7..All students are free to bring their laptops nd
phones bcoz free Wi-Fi will be provided.
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.8..If u insult a teacher ur punishment is to play
FIFA with the principal..
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.9..At lunchtime students eat every kind of foods u want the school will provide…
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. WILL YOU JOIN MY SCHOOL??
So I was in a taxi and there’s muscular,
weird looking guy in the back. His
phone rings and he answers, “Sure thing
boss, I’m in a taxi with him and I’ll
shoot him when he gets off “.
.
As I am talking to you right now,
everyone refused to get off the taxi,
we’re now at the Taxi driver’s gate
The 5 Second Dance Of Your Thumb
When You Don’t Know How To Reply
Whites: We had a few drinks
Blacks: Sifike sathi 6, sathi 12. Sathula sababheka bacabanga ukuthi siphelelwe sathi bhodlela😂😂
Isn’t tht my charger?
Whites:no
Blacks: ebunn nna ??ehhh charger? Kae?
Kganthe nna charger ye ae ntshwaneli nah??
Wedding in America :
Invited: 100
Present at church :80
Present at reception :70
Gifts:67
Missing object: 0
Wedding in London :
Invited:100
Present at church: 90
Present at reception :85
Gifts:78
Missing object:0
Wedding in South Africa :
Invited:500
Present at church:21
Present at reception:1,505
Gifts:18
Envelops: 25
delivered dishes:1099
Missing items:20 phones, 300spoons, 10 cake knives, 1 photographer camera. Missing cans, beer, bottles of wines and whisky, kidnapping of 2 of the guests, girlfriend missing gone with other guest, boyfriend looking for his girlfriend, girlfriend looking for her boyfriend. Remaining gifts missing, fighting outside, 50chairs broken, 5tables broken, 3decoration curtains missing
Complete d rest
In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in South Africa.