A Russian While Visiting India Went For An Eye Check Up.
The Dr. Shows The Letters On The Board “CZWXNQSTAZKY” & Asked.
Doctor: “Can You Read This?”
Russian: “Read? I Even Know This Guy. He’s My Cousin.”
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What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking
That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.
According To A Research, There Are Basically 6 Types Of Girls.
1. Hard Disk Girls – Remember Everything Forever.
2. Ram Girls – Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
3. Screensaver Girls -Just For Looking, Not For Touch.
4. Internet Girls – Easy To Access & Explore.
5. Server Girls – Always Busy When Needed.
6. Virus – These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife, Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Till Everything Is Corrupted.
A Man Gifted His Wife A Diamond Necklace, For Their Anniversary,
And His Wife Didn’t Speak To Him For 6 Months,
Why?
That Was The Deal.
Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.
She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…
That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“
Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting.
1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping”
2nd Said: “Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times“
Marriage is a sweet thing,,,, u come home u find food cooked. U eat the food then after u also eat the person who cooked*😂😂😃😃😃😜😜🔥
If u know you know!!!!
Side Chick: Reply Me Or Else I’m Posting Us
Me: Hey Hey Hey, Heello… Yewena Hiii
Being hurt by someone you love can make you wake up at 2am and
say “Yah neh!” and go back to sleep
Girls cheat more than Niggas😏…
They just don’t get caught because
side niggas don’t talk as much as side chick
I was watching Friends Like These the other day
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So the guys went to Face 2 Face… They all had white chairs except for one friend…
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Dj SBU: Asim’ shiyeni Bafwethu, uzo understander
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Friends’ Hahaha siyam’ shiya
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Eish😢
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The nigga wasukuma… Went straight to the first guy
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“Ngicela iskipa Sam”
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😂😂😂👏
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Friend: Kabza kau, we on TV come on… Why wenza sow??
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The guy continued “Mfethu ngicela iskipa… Nihambeni kahle”
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😂😂
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Sisabhekile kanjalo, he went to the second guy
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“Manqoba… Ngicela iR300 yam mfethu… Ubungani buphelile”
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😂😂
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Dj SBU was just staring there laughing😂😂👏
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This nigga ubabambe ngama washin😂😂
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“Anihambi ninga ngiphanga izinto zam”
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😂😂😂
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The older one tried to talk to the nigga
.
“Ndoda come on, this is childish”
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The nigga turned to him “Wena unga khulumi… Ngi frayza i-iron yasekhaya”
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😂😂👏 Live on television😂😂
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Dj SBU got worried and stopped laughing
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“Hai man boy, you’ll get your things. Why you humiliating your friends on TV??”
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“Wena Dj Sbu unga khulumi please… Uyazi angina bazali??😭”
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Eh I stopped laughing lapho😢
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Their other friend said “Let’s give it a try guys… We can’t leave him”
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The nigga turned to him “Kuzok’ siza loko… Cause nawe ngizofuna wonke ama shirt wam”
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😂😂😂
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Hebanna… Mxm that night… Friends Like These played for 2 hours😂😂
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We saw Andile for the first time that Saturday night😂
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Nigga kept saying “Anihambi ngingaka tholi izinto zam… You guys are fake friends…”
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Andile said “Is an opportunity of a lifetime” 😂😂👏
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They had to phone umama ka ntanga to talk to her son and let the niggas go😂😂
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Kwafika nabo Gadaffi ku Friends Like These… Angithi vele Generations bayenzela next to Friends Like These studios…
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I’ll never forget that night…
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Amajita ended up akhumula iympahla live on television😂😂
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“Vrega ungakhohlwa naleyo jean eyami”
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😂😂👏
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Bekuyi sono shem🤣😂😂😂😂
A person who believes in himself can never be defeated.
I know I’m single,
but somebody cheating on me bro I can feel it
There will always be someone who can’t see your worth.
Don’t let it be YOU”
“Nothing is better than enjoying life with the same person you struggled with.”
how can you wake yourself up from a nightmare then you recognise
that you aren’t sleeping..